Something Is Wrong In Lenfarthing

[Free The Hobbits 859]

It had started out as a normal day in Lenfarthing. It was only that until a man from the Tuetonic Order showed up and showed Bolo what layed in Lenfarthing that Bolo had realized that Lenfarthing was much darker than it had appeared. After only a few hours of searching Bolo and the man had found 3 different shrines, a dead body, and a toilet that flushed you into a tunnel. Something strange was happening, and it was happening in the most peaceful of places...

[Kaiser 2347]

((What? You never knew the Halflings were all apart of the Pumpkin Cult? Why? ))

[StaticFromage. 6]

A large spider lay on his stomach, impaled by a large spike, in the centre of the cavern. Hundreds of smaller spiders are scattered across the floor, dead. Wellby leans against the cavern wall, admiring the work of him and his friends. Wellby though about the service they had done for Lenfarthing, this beast wouldn't be threatening his fellow halflings any more. The thinks to all the other dangers that Lenfarthing has presented. The troll, the underwater cavern, built for the worshipping of the squid god, or the glass cube that spawned nearly 50 demons. As he exits the cavern he thinks to himself "Lenfarthin' 'as ta be th' most dangerously 'appy place in anthos"

[Ned Lud 1260]

Th' Sunshine Golly Fellow smiles upon th' 'arvest.

[Bircalin 332]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.