EddyTheBrave 643 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Damen puts up a bunch of signs across Oren, each saying the same thing. "KRALTA WATERS INFECTED! DO NOT SWIM NOR DRINK!" Damen has recently killed a River Demon((inb4 rivermonsters haha)) in the waters of Kralta. As if it wasn't bad enough, the waters are now infected for humans. DO NOT DRINK! The monster died, blowing up as its parasites scurry into the river. No worrying, river leads into ocean, but parasites stick to the river. Notable symptoms of drinking are:Unhappy stomach Intense amount of shitting Violent puking Heavy fevers Headache Cramps in tummy As if Kralta waters were not spooky enough.. Meaning, NO FISHING! Swimming may result in rash or pealing of skin! If infected, go to medic immediately. Be advised, Kralta Peasant, out. ~Damen *quickly written words are on this*DO NOT DUMP BODIES IN RIVER! IT WILL TRANSFORM INTO DROWNED! A ZOMBIE! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Don't forget loss of genitals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korth :-) 52 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Duncan lies on a bench, crying over his rashes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted July 2, 2013 *wonders why Damen displayed a picture of the wrong river* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted July 2, 2013 ((Double post, my bad) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddyTheBrave 643 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 ((LOOK MAYN, I POSTED THE RIGHT PIC SO HOP OFF MY POST I HATE YOU))forgot to quote :c Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie 50 Share Posted July 2, 2013 ((inb4 rivermonsters haha)) (( )) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Jumrod the Crazy Hermit shouts "The biggest problem isnt the water being infected!!The parasites will find a dead body and reanimate it,creating a new monster!!If you need to kill someone dont dump their body in the river Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avacyn 1712 Share Posted July 2, 2013 peasant rubs his unhappy tum-tum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungo 3965 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Jumrod the Crazy Hermit shouts "The biggest problem isnt the water being infected!!The parasites will find a dead body and reanimate it,creating a new monster!!If you need to kill someone dont dump their body in the river Bogdanistan looks towards the Hermit, as he is dumping a body into the river. "You are not tell me where to dump dead body, that is dirty water closer to Tuetonic Fort and Scum River it is. Stop shout of animation because that makes sense not." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted July 2, 2013 *pins note's and pictures up around Krelta saying "No swimming"* "Thank god we 'du dump bodies in 'tha place" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude 230 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Lorik reads the sign put on a tree. He frowns, then sighs, knowing he won't last too long now since he cannot fish and that is his profession. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted July 2, 2013 *Has thoughts about throwing silver ingots into the water, and begins paying the towns blacksmith to create silver swords.* ((I learnt earlier IG through the ET member who returned, that using silver/fire would take care of the monsters.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korth :-) 52 Share Posted July 2, 2013 *Has thoughts about throwing silver ingots into the water, and begins paying the towns blacksmith to create silver swords.* ((I learnt earlier IG through the ET member who returned, that using silver/fire would take care of the monsters.)) ((Burning and slashing at the parasites in the water, that sounds like a good idea.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetosion 2062 Share Posted July 2, 2013 ((can u not)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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