Luchian 214 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Thorik walks into the city and watches DWARVES shout at other DWARVES, he takes a deep breath and yells at the top of his lungs "Wat' tae fekk is guin' on 'ere?! Yer all dwarves, suu wat' is tis bluddeh bickerin' amongst ye? 'ave ye gruwn bored ov' foightin' utter's an' decoided tuu foight each utter nuw? Tae unleh diffroince between tae mountain dwarves an' tae cave uns ar' were weh lived uvah seven 'oundred years aguu! Aye, we luuk eh bit diffrent, but we ar' all dwarves! Suu stop tis' bluddeh foightin' in between yerselves. Ah dun care w'o started tis shoite, ah just wunt yeh bluddeh fing tuu stop." Thorik takes a few breaths, his age clearly wearing him down. He then continues his speach. "We all fulluw tae same gods, tae Brathmordakin, an' we all 'ave tae same Paragons. In tae end, we ar all sons an' daug'ters ov' Urguan, an' ah will 'ave nu more ov' tis." With that Thorik remains silent, the former Grand King is obivously tired and sick of this senceless fighting amongst each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lago 2572 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Cave dwarves ahve poisoned t'e moind of t'e old Grand King! 'eresy! We must toie him tuh ah rock and gag 'im tuh exorcise t'e demons they put in 'is 'ead!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lιoɴ 248 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Cave dwarves ahve poisoned t'e moind of t'e old Grand King! 'eresy! We must toie him tuh ah rock and gag 'im tuh exorcise t'e demons they put in 'is 'ead!" "Unleh sum o' t'em. T'ose whom insult T'orin mus' beh punished fer it. Ah t'ink t'at teh Ironguts ar' loyal... fer now." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Bah, s'ut yer dirteh whorish mouf's 'fore I pop ye une an listen tuu 'im. Bunch o' damned warmongers ain't e'en tryin' tah start wars wif' tah roight folks. F'orik got 'is s'oite straight, we'd ought tah listen tuu 'im." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "We all fulluw tae same gods, tae Brathmordakin, an' we all 'ave tae same Paragons. In tae end, we ar all sons an' daug'ters ov' Urguan, an' ah will 'ave nu more ov' tis." For a moment, Bael has a glimmer of hope in his eye, but these last words stab at his heart like a dagger. It is decided, regardless of the alliances decision, he will be leaving, he whispers to his brother and son. "Ah willnae live in deh presence uv ah false paragun w'oo desecrates deh shroines uv teh Gods an' ah willnae live wit' 'is kin an' folk w'oo du equalleh despicable croimes against deh Gods." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin 4354 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Gronkk stares at the midgets in confusion DER AMZ MOAR DEN 'UN KYND OB STOWT?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTzShambo 135 Share Posted July 26, 2013 *Delric looks to Thorik and lets out a long sigh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorum© 623 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Gorum stares at his stab wound. " THIS CAME FROM AH FELLOW DWARF, AH CAVE DWARF WHU SAID, AN' I QUOTE, " Feck Mountain Dwarves ". SO AH WILL FECK DEM BACK, AN' EVERY FEMALE DWARF CAN ATTEST TU HOW WELL I CAN FECK. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "All four ove em?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Some'ow ah t'ink ef yer fecked Ellsia yeh wuud be nae feckin' aneht'ing else evah again." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucky 443 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Olaf roars, annoyed with the Cave Dwarves. A few Oren children die because of the fearsome roar. "DUNGRIMM AHN OLAHV TUGEFEH WIHLL DESTRUY YER CAVE DWORVS!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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