A Burrow Is Needed For A Halfling.....

[cman64 66]

A note is pinned to the board and reads "I, Fredegar Mugwort, am looking for a new burrow as the previous confusion ended with myself having no supplies and no burrow. (A very angry and confused halfling).

 

So, calling upon the elder(s) to show me an avaialbe burrow with suffient supplies for cooking (Fish, weat, meat, etc), and supplies to renevate the interrior (lots of wood, tools, paintings, suff for a bedroom, stuff for a kitchen, maybe stuff for a library), and finally a nice garden with seeds and cain to plant.

 

Also, please inform me when a bakery is needed soon so i may be put to work as soon as possible.

 

(if the opening is not needed, i would like to be the gate keeper. if that is not open, then you may recomend a job for me)

 

Sincerly,

Fredegar Mugwort  

 

 

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey climbs into one of the melon trees, calling softly to Fredgar. His voice echoes among Lenfarthing, Yokey trying to fool him.

 

"I am the spirit of Fatha' Mudwort! I speak ta ye frum beyond tha grave! OOOOOOHHH!!! Ye shall live amongst tha soup and porridge, the birds an' tha bees. Sleep where I guide ye, sonny boy!"

 

Yokey throws an apple at the inn, splattering the apple bits over Fredgar. The message is clear. 

[Heff 2460]

Fumble suppresses multiple giggles as Yokey scrambles up the tree. He throws his latest invention at him, the round hammer.

[cman64 66]

Fredegar looks at his now ruined cloths with disguest. "Oye! who is tere! Show yer'self! My Fatha' isn' burried yet!" Fredegar turns around and sees rustling in a tree. He starts to play along. "Uh i mean....Yea fatha'.....bu' ta in togh?" Fredegar starts searching the ground for a nice sized rock, trying to stall for as long as he can.

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey swerves away, sliding down like a sloth to avoid the hammer. He begins to slip, trying to shimmy down the tree branch toward the trunk. He bangs into the trunk, yelping and bruising his cocyx. He gets a bit lightheaded from hanging upside down, and lets out a shaky

 

"Sonny, jus' sleep where I showed ye. Don' question me wisdom. I know wha's best fer me boy."

 

Yokey swings a bit, trying not to pass out. 

[cman64 66]

Fredegar hears the halfling rustling the branches of the tree, and quickly picks up a random rock. "Oye fatha', bu' why 'ere? tell me." fredegar looks franacly in the trees, searching for the source of the voice he is hearing. 

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey hangs in the tree, consiousness fading. He wraps his arms around the trunk and slides down. He lands on his cocyx, yelping once more, and he gets up and limps away, calling "THE INN! FER THA' PUM'KIN LURDS SAKE, SLEEP IN THA' INN!"

[cman64 66]

Fredegar looks around after the voice speaks. He notices a limping halfling speeding away from the area. "Oye! You tere! Ya ruined ma cloths!" Fredegar runs after him with the rock still in his hand.

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey waddles into the lake, swimming under to get away. He winces alot, his cocyx hurting.

[cman64 66]

Fredegar looks around, seeming to have lost the halfling. "Where ye go ten?" He whispered to himself. Fredegar shrugs and returns to the board to replace the now sticky and soiled letter to the elders. He walks away, still holding the small stone tightly as his knuckles turned white. "Next time i se tat feller, 'e won' see me comin. I knows 'e 'as a limp afta tat crash I 'eard. Only a matta 'o time...." He said to himself as he strolled through the town.

[cman64 66]

Fredegar angrily sits on a stump, mumbling to himself as he holds a wet piece of paper. "Why me? Cant a letta git ta de elders witout bein ruined in any way?" He continues to angrily mumble to himself as all hope of having a new burrow is nearly gone. (Check all of the resent posts by me to find out why Fredegar is so upset -cman64) 

[Aptrotta 162]

Bartley taps the hobbit on the shoulder, his lips curved down in a frown. " What's wrong chap?" He says as the squid tries to put a tentacle on the hobbits head

[Major Tom 139]

Posco notices the two as he takes a stroll, then staring at Bartley's squid as he licks his lips.

"Say Bar'ley, why is i' ye go' me soon 'o be supper on yer 'ead?"

[cman64 66]

Fredegar looks at the two halflings "Aye today ain' ma day" He sighs  "Everyting i tried ta do ta send a letta to de elders 'ave failed. Firs' a brat trows a apple an' ruins ta letter an' me cloths. ten, some 'alflin scribles on ma secon' letter. finally, i fined ma letta sent ba bird floatin in te lake." Fredegar sighs once again and looks down. 

[cman64 66]

Fredegar starts again "Ya see, ma burrow was mistaken ta be empty, 'nd tey gave et ta so'one else." Fredegar sneezes and takes out his handkerchief. "I was tryin ta 'ell te elders tat i wou' be te gate keepa if i coul' build ma own burrow 'nd clear so' trees in tat area."