Dizzy771 900 Share Posted August 18, 2013 *A small, very elderly looking dwarf comes forward with an announcement to each of the separate nations. He unravels a scroll and begins to read aloud in a clear and powerful voice* By decree of the Grand King Thorin Grandaxe a statue of himself shall be erected to attest to his full glory in victory over lessers. This statue shall be made exactly to his specifications and only master craftsmen shall be employed for its creation. This grand spectacle shall me raised in the recently taken village of the so called “God Men” for all the nations to bear witness. The captured “God Men” and their criminal allies will work as the grunt labor force in its construction. *He pauses* Long live Thorin Grandaxe! *The small dwarf ravels up the scroll and scurrys away before seeing the reactions of the crowds* 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayfishchris 751 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Kristian von Craw laughs. "This is going to screw everything up, mark my words... darn dwarves gettin' too greedy." Still chuckling, he heads off, scythe twirling, the blade yearning for the blood to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
youlovesocks 652 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The stubby ancient dwarf hobbles into the room slowly, tapping his cane on the ground with each step "Ah'm 'ere tuh inspect th' statues use o' gold, laddeh!" A very old Kayne Goldhand stumbles away in a cough/chuckle whistling around for more ale 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lathros 377 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Lathros strolls along whistling, upon hearing this announcement he spins on his heel and begins to listen. After listening he yells at the top of his long "WUT TE ELL THORIN! YE GREEDY BASTERF! Furst ye foine me 30k minas ten tis!? Till never end. . ." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewTech 3330 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "This... Is not good," Mandru Scott, the Last Proconsul of Gallmore not in a hospital bed or on drugs, mutters under his breath. "Messing with the 'God People' often ends badly for the ones MESSING with the 'God People'." "Oh well; if King Thorin wants to mess with beings with almost supernatural powers, by all means, let him do so. I just hope the 'God People' don't choose to sink the steamship running the route between Gallmore and VaerHaven as a repercussion..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Ellsia sharpens a blade, marked "For Criminal Scum" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 19, 2013 At news of this Fumble grumbles. "The Good Menses throwed grape fes'ivals! Da 'warves is no nice." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Kristian von Craw laughs. "This is going to screw everything up, mark my words... darn dwarves gettin' too greedy." Still chuckling, he heads off, scythe twirling, the blade yearning for the blood to come. Bael thinks this guy is an idiot, dwarves were cursed with greed. Also he is an idiot because he uses a scythe, which is probably the single dumbest weapon anyone could choose to use. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayfishchris 751 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Bael thinks this guy is an idiot, dwarves were cursed with greed. Also he is an idiot because he uses a scythe, which is probably the single dumbest weapon anyone could choose to use. Krisitian knows this, just remarking upon its repercussions! And he likes his scythe! ((Don't diss the scythe!)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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