Valon (Yokey) 168 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Yokey sits at a desk, scrawling on some parchment with a lump of coal. He grins as he finishes, posting them around Lenfarthing. These posters read: Down with Hobbits! Halfling bretheren, for too long have we suffered and slaved under the filth and garbage of the hobbit menace! I say revolution! From here, we will not be ruled by those nasty hobbits! Us halflings will occupy Lenfarthing! Our home! Down with the dirty Hobbits! Yokey sets a boat afloat on the river, set on fire. The boat holds a Hobbit statue, carved by the tyrannical hobbits. Halflings everywhere cheer! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Bartley Wildpipe cheers, a fire ablaze in the squids eyes. " Down with hobbitses! " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Down with Hobbits! Bolo scratches his head unsure of when and why the Hobbit v Halfling feud started but continues to cheer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 139 Share Posted August 24, 2013 With a bottle of brandy in his hand, Posco Bramble the Halfling, cheers and rejoices as he gets to building a small barricade outside of the Hollyfrost brewery. "Down with the Hobbits!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Milo lets out a loud chuckle as he listens to his servant read the letter aloud. "Those 'tupid dirteh 'alflin' think they stand a change against us pure 'obbits! I shall crush their skulls with the power o' my pet tiger n' eagle... As soon as the golden statue o' myself is finished o' course!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valon (Yokey) 168 Author Share Posted August 24, 2013 Yokey Joins Posco at the barricade, singing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17591 Share Posted August 24, 2013 "Viva la halfling revol-ut-ioun!" Shouted a elf out of the crowd, as he steps forward, two hobbit corpses in his arms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17591 Share Posted August 24, 2013 -Snip- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mining 129 Share Posted August 24, 2013 *frowns noticing the poster in Lenfarthing "Theres a difference between hobbits and halflings..." shrugs and moves on, clearly not caring Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Fumble runs around with a cooking pan on his head. "DOWN WITH THE HOBBITSES!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted August 25, 2013 "What are ye all yellin' 'bout? 'obbitses an' 'alflings be the same thing las' I checke'...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 25, 2013 "Richard?l" mumbles Bartley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Fumble starts collecting the tools needed to activate his robot. The hobbits will fall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valon (Yokey) 168 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Yokey yells at all the onlookers "Aye, lads! There be a dif'rence b'tween filthy 'obbits and halflin's! It be tha' haflin's smell nice and are very pretteh." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aptrotta 162 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Bartley raises his arms to Adjust the squid on his head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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