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  1. SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!! HOTDOGS ARE NOT TACOS OR SANDWICHES!!!! THEY ARE THEIR OWN THING!!!!!

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    3. DeadraSlayer

      DeadraSlayer

      Javvy take your pills

    4. MonteGiant

      MonteGiant

      Real. A hotdog is still a hotdog even with out the bread.

       

  2. "I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!" raged Ser Meili Altwegg, Baron of Avistra. "I SAID I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!!!" the Knight insisted before his terrified Son.
  3. I wonder how many warcrimes I can recall as I visit this map
  4. DA BIGGEST NAME-KLOMP 11th of The Amber Cold, 2011 of Krug’s Age Harken, Sons and Daughters of Krug, Today, the fate of our nation has been decided. At today’s klamor, the Blue Spirits spoke directly to Rex Skalvor. According to the Spirits, Krugistan was a name that would not be respected! They dared to say that the name we, the Urukim, had chosen was ridiculous! Thus, a loud discussion was launched and two camps began to form. Those who wished to keep the name of Krugistan, and those who wished to decide upon a new name. It soon became clear that simple debate was not going to settle this issue. Thus I, Grugmak, called for a klomp between the two groups to decide the matter. The room split with the Pro-Krugistan and Anti-Krugistan factions taking their positions. After a brief countdown, both factions rushed at each other and collided into one another. Punches, bites, and kicks were thrown. After several minutes of fighting, the dust settled and the Spirits had made their decisions known… Krugistan had prevailed, as had the sovereignty of the Urukim against the dreaded Blue Spirits! WAAAGH!
  5. Having been present for the blessings of Maloch'Rex, Grugmak thumps his fists to his chest with pride. "WI GO ON DA HUNT!"
  6. Thorin Rostova prays for his Varoche cousins and their impending marriages
  7. The deceased King Antonio I of Hyspia gives this random Hyspian who shares his name a thumbs up as he dwells in the afterlife
  8. Eylumar of Caurost immediately goes to sign up for the vanguard at his nearest recruitment station!
  9. welcome back bro, you should've left while you can. Be free from the endless trap Favorite community on lotc you've been part of?
  10. "Wickaganda." said Ser Meili Altwegg. He didn't really care for this, but the word came to him as he read the missive and he thought it was funny. Hence, the Knight would go on to write it down so he would never forget it. "I'm so clever."
  11. Eylumar of Caurost gazes upon the missive with hatred in his eyes. Wordlessly, he moved to find and sharpen his blade.
  12. BIRTH OF A NEW RAVEN Issued by THE ROYAL HOUSE OF ROSTOVA Confirmed on the 11th of the Sun’s Smile, 2010 To the People of Ravenmire & Allies, It is with great delight that we, Prince Thorin and Princess Isabel of the House of Rostova, announce the birth of our fifthborn child. She has thus been named Alicent Elena Rostova. The Princess shall at once be baptized within the light of the Church of the Canon and GOD’s warm embrace. A select few shall be invited to the baptismal ceremony via private letters. As we welcome the birth of a new Princess into the Royal House of Rostova, we ask the people of Ravenmire to join us in celebrating the beginning of a new life. Welcome to the world, Princess Alicent Elena Rostova! SIGNED, HIS HIGHNESS, Thorin Rostova, Prince of Ravenmire HER HIGHNESS, Isabel Rostova, Princess of Ravenmire, Librarian of Ravenmire
  13. Wonk God Enrique has been defeated by the Red Aenguls

    1. Bethinwonderland

      Bethinwonderland

      What happened to him?

  14. my new year's resolution is to start a war on lotc

    1. Metamancy

      Metamancy

      dont forget to include me

  15. Cesar I de Pelear and Javier de Pelear both smile proudly at the legacy their family has built, even long after they have been deceased.
  16. Holy ****, Santa's sleigh hit the Hand of Horen on its way down!!

  17. Prince Thorin pitches his tent within Blackspire, now Earosport, in preparation for long-term settlement. Hopefully peace would finally come for his people.
  18. Prince Thorin Rostova has a mini heart attack when he misreads the title of the missive. He promptly goes back to packing his belongings within the Royal City of Caerfran.
  19. The Ard-Ri of Daeland reflects upon the massive L that he took this day. Alas, the Daelish are not yet defeated. They shall regroup, rearm, and strike again - perhaps with a bit more strategy the next time around.
  20. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS Issued the 18th of the Sun’s Smile, 2007 To the Freedom-Fighters of Aevos, The tyrants and strongmen of the Coalition have attempted to keep our people down for decades. For years our peoples have traded blood for blood, and the Coalition believed their superior numbers made them incapable of defeat. Yet even when wounded, we are not yet dead. Just as the Daelish Five-Hundred made their stand against a Coalition army of 5,500 soldiers, we too made our stand against yet another numerically superior force. When the Coalition mustered a force of 1,200 men to lay waste to New Dunbar again, they believed they would face a demoralized number of men no higher than the 500 who stood against them the last time. Instead, the Coalition fell upon the blades of 900 battle-ready Daels ready to avenge the heroic stand of the Daelish Five-Hundred. Even as the Daels sallied out of New Dunbar to give battle upon even ground, the Coalition force shuddered and splintered in two with half fleeing the field entirely and the other half remaining to fight. When the battle was over, the entire force that had remained to fight had been decimated by the brave freedom-fighters of Daeland. No prisoners were taken, for the Coalition had not deigned to show any similar mercy to we Daels in the past. Now the fields of New Dunbar shall be watered in the blood of the Carrion crows, but this is just the beginning. The war against the Duchy of Alba and their puppet-masters in the coalition shall continue until at last the people of Daeland triumph. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
  21. The Skanarri Wars Issued by THE THRONE OF RAVENMIRE 10th of The Sun’s Smile, 2007 People of Ravenmire, Many may or may not be aware of an increased Skanarri presence within the territory of our Sovereignty of Ravenmire. Due to recent reports from scouting units, we have discovered that this has been no coincidence but rather a prelude to a wider offensive into our territory. We have concluded that a large horde of Skanarri warriors first intend to assault Rhoswood keep to lay waste before moving on to sack the capital of Caerfran. Our Sovereignty is in dire straits. We must fight for our survival as a nation with one united front. Hold to your courage and your wits. Stand proud, stand tall, stand together. Ave Ravenmire! SIGNED, His Highness, Thorin Rostova, Prince of Ravenmire, Steward of Caerfran
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  24. Javert

    HNNNGHHHH

    I AM SALVADORAN I AM SALVADORAN I AM SALVADORAN I AM SALVADORAN I AM SALVADORAN
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