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nancy pelosi took one look at me and got down on her hands and knees, like a beast, and ran at me with her teeth gnashing. i was lucky i had a large bulb of garlic hanging around my neck (i had recently come back from the bulb store, long story) which she bit into. While she thrashed and wiggled on the ground i was able to humanely capture her and have her taken to the vet. this is abnormal behaviour, or so i was taught in my health class, and we were thankfully able to give her some antibiotics and release her back into the wild. i was glad about this, i mean its good to make an impact on the world... but, i don't know. i was sad that i had lost my garlic, i had traded my last gumwrapper and acorn for it so i couldnt get anotherone. my (34M) girlfriend (42F), told me that i (33m) was overreacting. i (32m) called my (31m)) stepmother (83F) and she (83F) agreed. but im (31M) not sure. Reddit, AITA?