Lomiei

[!] Under every poster and missive of the announced smithery, a note from Thomund Bishop would be found, boasting the following words; "This man makes the BEST weapons anywhere in the southern continent!" -+- "SIMPLY the BEST." - Admiral Thomund Bishop, frequent customer.

get this to #1 please, it deserves to be there

Thomund Bishop smiles at the invitation and internally does a lil dance.

[!] He would soon realize it was because his mother did not follow the proper naming conventions. She should have named him after the mighty Dracomir Rorikov @TheosVult

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Thomund Bishop is glad for the pope, he sends some prayers up to Godani in the 7-skies for sending back his vicar. "Danke, big mand!"

idek wym. Re-count it, its clearly just your brain tricked you by thinking it WASNT spelled birth wood Sometimes our brains dont work as well as they should, but its ok to be incorrect yk.

Thomund Bishop let out a sigh as his House's first faction war had ended before it started. He was nevertheless content for his friend the Baron of Renduzzo, who he greeted with a particularly powerful pat on the back due to his unconscious sadness. "Dobry day, freund." -+- "Time for some drinks, ja?" Thomund pointed to his new friends by proxy the Galbraiths "lets get zhem to come as vell." @sergisala Aurik Bishop wiould have only slightly cared if he knew this was a thing..... didnt though, innit

...wut.

Aurik Bishop, upon his and Fallon's next meeting, forthwith handed her a written application for the position of Narrator.

Based as **** honestly

Thomund Bishop unrolls the scroll hastily handed to him by his son, a copy of such a piece as this. As Thomund's eyes make their way down the claims, quotes, and verifications of the Thesis, a small teardrop falls onto the page near the red ink of the signature "m-- ... mein son.." He could not help but smile at the sight, looking up to the eldest of his fruits, he motions the boy in for a tight fatherly hug. Aurik Bishop doesnt care The late Ser Erwin Bishop widens his eyes at the preparation of another Bishop-Bishop. He stands at rapid pace from the chair in which he sat to then kneel down and begin a prayer 'Godani in zhe 7-skies... please dont let zhis von drown his cousin'. @bugbytes21 @sashimichopped

you know, I think some of the things on the main urguan road have some wool parts, ja? SHUT UP

this man has achieved transcendendance nvm i change my mind, **** birch

1- inactive.... is the st waiting for ME to go over there and start digging for treasure or was he just gonna leave that there until someone else did maybe an advert or a lore post is in order 2 - ow come they gotta remove the wall to my farm before the RUINS OF A CITY I NEVER HEARD THE NAME OF UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO!!!!! 😪🤬 I mean ****, give someone 100 mina to take it all down and thats fine, but they would rather just kinda.... txx people for a wall 3- I noticed you didnt comment on #4.... sussy...

The uhhhhhhh... th- the you know the uh- *clears throat* So like... like the wood that has all the little... the lil things that that like.... *** The Birh you know the lightwood from the.... woods? eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh I mean like you find grass, you go out there and stand on it... in most places where youre standing on grass, allyagottado is look up. you see trees. The berk tree is the won im refering to of course, and its a type that should be used more often. OBjectively. OH I KNOW THAT ONE! rumor has it if you fall off the side of the floating island in lobby (lore-breaking btw, its the subject of my next post), and you just kinda keep falling for exactly 3 hours and 44 minutes... turn your head to the west and cough, you may just find my will to go on. (Birth Churth)

thank eue <3

Aurik Bishop is unaware of this poem's existance, but if he was, he following would be his throught. "zhis ist ein gutte poem... qvite intriguing und accompanied by soozhing imagery." Aurik pats a finger on the edge of the paper in approval, smiling.

Birth wood is great. I cannot believe the recent hate and rumors ive been hearing about it and its gotten to me personally. You. Need. To. Stop. Look. while the logs may be absolutely ass-ugly on somehow every texturepack that exists, no one really USES berch logs. My issue is with the damn planks right, because burtch planks are absolutely beautiful in every texturepack you can install. AND WHO THE **** DOESNT LIKE CONTRAST? . AH! so bland, so drab, so dark. Bring some of godani's light to lotc in the way he intended, through fine architecture and strong, beautiful color. Bro world team is gone yall can stop cringing and crying about every starter-house thats apparently a landscar (UNLIKE the following images. Thanks world team, honestly yall should be dissolved). CLOWNS, I CALL YOU! No taste having, No birtch liking Meanie-Bo-Beanies. Like seriously though, like seriously- seri - no. Like honestly tho bro, why does the midieval world have to only use 2 kinds of wood that are only 1 hue setting apert from eachother? like comeon, surely there was Birtch wood back in the 12-1700s right? Like im not just crazy and all lightly-hued trees (the ones that arent blue and come from hell) were just made up by some dude in a patent office last year. Ok ok, for sure, we can all agree that Birch exists, lets get to why no one uses them. Simply, Lotc hates birch wood because you ALL know that a full grown bertche tree could kick your ass. Youre scared. You should be.

"vhy arent knights ein higher status zhan counts und vye-counts und stuff?" he asked to Ser Walton, looking up at him humorously. "Ve're SO much cooler!"

Aurik Bishop leaves his favorite spot in the church to ride out to vidaus, letter in hand. Arriving to the keep and finding the Lord Ruthern, he holds the paper up in the air "IST ZHIS TRUE MISTER DUKE?!?!?!?!" the pre-teen seemed much distraught "Du cant be on zhe QVEENS council, its full of GIRLS!" -+- "ZHEY HAVE COOTIES! DU VILL DIE!" @indiana105

Aurik Bishop points at a map "its richt zhere? dont du see?"

MC Name: Lomiei_ Discord: lomiei#5456 Image: Description of Image: Falcon 1 Dimensions: 1x1

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