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  1. Wheatley
    You left.
  2. Wheatley
    Person Reported: Whoever dun this People Involved: Everyone by spawn Allowed to Post: Errbody in da surver tonight Rules Broken: Placed a single block o' dirt by spawn. Situation: I spawned and a block of dirt was there with no RP reason for dirt being on a dock. It offends me and I demand a ban. Screenshots: In all seriousness, this is to call to issue a common problem in many ban reports: Nobody talks to the offender before posting, no matter the offence. Ppl plz try and work it out before doing this stuff. This was really short, so here's something to lengthen it that I feel relates to this.
  3. Wheatley
    Banned for banning someone with an avatar, you graphicless heathen.
  4. Wheatley

    I need a sidekick/wingman/best friend in RP. Anyone willing to overlook the fact that I'm a horrible person and help me out? :D

  5. Wheatley

    Would I need a VA or an MA for my character to pretend to be a psychic, if he only had the benefit of others in mind?

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      No lore needed either.

    3. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      just want to point out: you have to pretend to be psychic. You may need a MA to actually be psychic

    4. JCQuiinn

      JCQuiinn

      You wouldn't need a MA. And if your character is delusional and believes he truly is a psychic, I don't believe you'll need a VA either.

  6. Wheatley

    So. Tonight, my character got drunk off of his ass, was blessed by the cake god (Wodehouse) as he insulted an incredibly generically characterized elven child, and was kicked down stairs by a hobo after said hobo impersonated a barkeep. Halfling roleplay

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      Lol, that is so awesome. I'm totally considering making a halfling soon. :3

    2. Lvke

      Lvke

      That decides it. I am making a halfling char

    3. Lvke

      Lvke

      Oh, and Telanir, he is gonna be called Billy Bob.... XD

  7. Wheatley
    As Connor walks through the Vale, he catches a whiff of Barley's stench from Bili's burrow. As he clenches his fingers over his nose, he grumbles "'Ell, Bili, I knew we 'alflins're s'pposed t' be relaxed, but this's ridiculous..." he continues on, trying to smoke his pipe with a clenched nose.
  8. Wheatley

    In case it hasn't been noted by my many previous allusions, my avatar now shows my unbridled love for The Beatles.

  9. Wheatley

    And it was upon this day that a single email offering players into a different server caused so much butthurt that every arse this side of the Asteroid belt felt the burn.

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    2. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      DR is not a RP server and I don't think anyone cares about the advertising aspect of the email. It's just the fact that personal emails were obtained without consent. If a partnership was made sure, players wouldve had the option of having their email in the hands of another group.

    3. TEEbrown

      TEEbrown

      Thank you Shift.

    4. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      Well now I feel like the arses that felt such burn.

  10. Wheatley

    I feel like a horrible person just for liking Hotline Miami. Or maybe it's because I just ate a puppy I dunno lol

  11. Wheatley

    I thought I didn't like turn-based combat. As XCOM: Enemy Unknown has taught me, I actually just hate Pokemon.

    1. Space

      Space

      BURN THE HERETIC

    2. craotor

      craotor

      You will hate that game before the end of the day.(If you dont play on hard core mode you are a girl)

  12. Wheatley

    Yes, you're very clever with your updates about not being here so long the forum evolved. Now please stop, it's been done to death.

  13. Wheatley

    Is it bad that even though I have Dishonored, Far Cry 3, Halo 4, and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron sitting by their respective consoles, and I still just want to play FTL?

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      yes

    2. Danny

      Danny

      Only two of those games are worth owning anyway - the first two. ;)

  14. Wheatley
    8/10 Seen you quite a bit on the forums.
  15. Wheatley

    If players are really that eager for an antagonist, why not make a villain app, rise to power, and become an interesting, flawed, dictator type figure, crushing all who oppose them with not magic, not supernatural influence, but people. Someone with charisma, though brutal when needed. Not me, I'll stick to halfling RP...

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    2. JCQuiinn

      JCQuiinn

      The only antagonistic group that ever came close was the Teutonic Order. However, they were handled by a very brilliant and accomplished RPer. And anyways, they were nowhere near as scary as the Undead were.

    3. higgsyy

      higgsyy

      Actually, on the first temp server the one before Elsyium, clan Braduk became an antagonist for a handful of towns. We took some over for peroids of time and conquered an entire small island ran by humans. All you need is a good crew of people, and planned out scheduled events.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      *cough* Godfrey *cough*

  16. Wheatley
    Connor looks at it, his eyes lighting up. "I always use' te' brew wit' me dad back home! I gotta get brewin'!" He runs away, not knowing where he'll even find a place to put the brew.
  17. Wheatley
    2/10 seen you 'round the forum.
  18. Wheatley

    I find it strange that I've never been banned.

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    2. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      I am, but I used to be a friggin' terrible RPer. Nooo idea why nobody even wrote a report...

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      A lot of players think they were or are worse than what is reality.

    4. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Ever. I once PG'd flying into the ear and matrix kicking someone in the face.

      I am awed I was never BR'd. :#

      :3

      [This was 12 months ago, a bit more]

  19. Wheatley
    Banned for an avatar that brings forth bad memories PLEASE STOP MR JOHNSON I DONT WANT TO DANCE NO STOP.
  20. Wheatley
    10/10 May I take your haaaaaaaaaaat sir?
  21. Wheatley

    Sooooo...is Total Tophat for a year? Cause I'm that.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      1000 posts? I beg to differ.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      500 posts + 1 year

    4. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      There's someone with 178 posts and who just got Total Tophat.

  22. Wheatley

    Thinking of getting TS again and logging in to simply creep the hell out of people with my scarily accurate Gollum impression.

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      Do it. >:)

    2. aron.

      aron.

      I want to hear this

  23. Wheatley

    ACH. MY FEELS.

  24. Wheatley

    Programming in Visual Studio is only made tolerable by Queen, Aerosmith and The Beatles playing on Pandora.

  25. Wheatley

    Hey, I'm Grump.

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    2. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      Goshdarn combo breakers.

    3. Nicodemus

      Nicodemus

      NO! NOT!...... AIR MINIONS!

    4. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      SOPHIA LOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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