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Jexdane

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  • Birthday 01/06/1996

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  1. Saladway is currently hiring attractive women with low confidence and blissful ignorance. Pay is negotiable; you may not actually get paid. Finally, you're not allowed to question any dead bodies found in/around the restaurant. Bringing attention to them is bad for buisness, and you will be killed.

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    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      *poses in very feminine position, but is actually a man* "You find THIS attractive?" *lifts up skirt, showing immensely hair legs*

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Saladway. Like Safeway or Subway?

    4. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      All proceeds go to the GoodNug foundation.

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