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  1. Urahra

    hey, you know what this server needs

     

    more plays about sad girls

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Boy kissing crimes! boy kissing crimes! boy kissing crimes!

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR BOY KISSING CRIMES

  2. Urahra

    in today’s entry, @Gusano at long last gets a name drop in the pink journal

     

     

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    2. garentoft

      garentoft

      next step is becoming one of tanith’s best friends.

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Tanith best friend town ain’t big enough for the both of us Lauritz

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      ladies, ladies....

       

      tanith has enough love for all of you

  3. Urahra

    got slots open at my skin shoppe if y’all want. skins are all 100% original made by me.

     

     

  4. Urahra

    in entry 32, tanith get C U C K E D

     

     

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    2. garentoft

      garentoft

      tanith has round ears they’re just very jagged

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Damn i guess Juan has to ditch his currrent mineman gf then!

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      I imagine them kinda like... square shaped sorta

  5. Urahra

    in entry 31, tan loses her job and has to go on fantasy enlightenment minecraft welfare

     

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      *slides resume over to emperor mineman*

       

      i think you’ll find it quite impressive sir.............

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Disco was just redoing the locks by the way, I think Tanith will be ok

    4. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      Tanith’s off the chests? oh my god, our best worker...

       

  6. Urahra

    DBquHfW.jpg

     

    she doesn’t know how right she is.

  7. Urahra

    in entry 30, tanith continues to be a huge simp for the hot cartographer

     

     

    1. Office of the Registry

      Office of the Registry

      simp alert wee woo wee woo

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      Tfw the government calls you a simp 

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      It is written in the ancient codes of yore that the emperor and his government may bestow the title of “Simp” to any and all citizens of oren.

  8. Urahra

    me: hey what if I wrote a play about my old character

     

    me: hey what if i wrote a play about my old character in iambic ******* pentameter

     

     

     

    1. Cracker

      Cracker

      Homerun

  9. Urahra

    me playing as my orc: *rolls up to the war uzg*

     

    goblin: hey, your tusks are small.

     

    me: what the SKAH you say to me, you skah’n shrimp? I’m gonna kick your face in.

     

    goblin: ma’am, you are being very hostile right now for no reason. Assault is against the Krugmar code.

     

    me: wat.

     

    ...dang, orc RP has changed a lot.

    1. Boomzerang

      Boomzerang

      oh dear. I don’t remember that one

  10. Urahra

    in entry 29, things get spicy in the firelands.

     

     

  11. Urahra

    now taking suggestions for what to do on tanith’s 500th birthday 

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    2. Office of the Registry

      Office of the Registry

      get crunked – sincerely the government

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      beach adventure

    4. Rayna Star

      Rayna Star

      Either a massive international pub crawl or telling scary stories around a campfire. Or both!

  12. Urahra

    in entry 28, tanith gets F-F-F-F-FRIENDZONED

     

     

  13. Urahra

    orc orc orc orc orc orc orc orc

     

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    1. _Jandy_

      _Jandy_

      daaaaaaaaaaang

  14. Urahra

    in entry 27, tanith and juan do some sloppy makeouts

     

     

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    2. Somersetting

      Somersetting

      I want my boi Juan to be happy 😞

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Juan is very happy simping for Tanith!

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      Dude I can name like three of Juan’s gfs like right off the top of my head 

       

      he’s doing juuuuuuust fine 

  15. Urahra

    in entry 26, tanith... flips the bird 😎🖕

     

     

  16. Urahra

    in entry 25, tanith drops the f-bomb

     

    (feminism)

     

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      listen

       

      did anyone NOT expect the literal pink-haired minority to be a strident leftist feminist

       

      is anyone at all surprised by these developments

       

      anyone????

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      tanith drops the f-bomb at a flamboyant urban dandy, demonstrating her internalized rose homophobia

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      oh my gosh mr emperor

       

      i’m honored, sir

  17. Urahra

    entry 23 & 24 – methinks the lady doth protest too much...

     

     

    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      tanith n icroth sittin in a tree …...........

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      what you don’t see is the diary page that’s full of his name surrounded by hearts

  18. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith meets her future ex-husband. 

     

     

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      Tanith: oh my GOD that was literally 100 years ago get OVER it.

       

      Also Tanith: did I mention I was a white rose like 400 years ago? i don’t think i’ve mentioned that yet today.

    3. LithiumSedai

      LithiumSedai

      Human RP is just one endless string of ancient grudges piled atop each other, but that interaction makes my dead char, who’s worked with numerous elves in his lifetime and issued the aforementioned edict forbidding ear clipping in the Evil Flay-Pertinaxi Empire™, roll in his grave

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      If that isn’t the most accurate summary of human RP I’ve ever heard lmao

  19. Urahra

    Hey, my dude, I cannot PM you your skin for some reason. 😞

    1. excited

      excited

      Oh, here, I’ll clear my inbox. 

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      lemme know when you’ve got some space

  20. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith actually DOES become a political commentator. guys I was just joking in the last status...

     

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Just wait until the ad money rolls in and Tanith turns into Dark elf Rupert Murdoch

    3. Office of the Registry

      Office of the Registry

      the government says its time to 

       

      s t o p

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      thumb_when-will-the-government-stop-your

  21. Urahra

    hey guys I make MC skins and I think they’re pretty okay. offering to make mc skins if folks are interested

     

     

    toss a mina to your dark elf

  22. Urahra

    in this entry tanith has OPINIONS about POLITICS. oren’s next hot political commentator right here folks. when we inventing the podcast c’mon.

     

     

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    2. drfate786

      drfate786

      When do we purify Oren with fire? 

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      anytime you want bby

       

      my body is READY

    4. drfate786

      drfate786

      Edating on a mineman RP server is a sin.

      Edited by drfate786
  23. Urahra

    lawful vs. chaotic

     

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    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      well the best option is still to run past them at full speed, effectively ignoring them

    2. Office of the Registry

      Office of the Registry

      stop right there criminal scum you’ve violated the law

  24. Urahra

    in today’s entry... DRUNK ELF CHICK gets PUT IN A CAGE by SLIMY FROG MEN. (i wish i was kidding)

     

     

  25. Urahra

    in today’s entry, tanith simps for her exes (i know i know what ELSE is new)

     

     

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