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Esterlen

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  1. "That is an obscene and inappropriate request," says Tracy rather diplomatically, still sipping on her water bottle. She gets our her iPad 3 and opens her Twitter app, making a cryptic tweet generally irrelevant to the situation. She then opens the glovebox of the car, taking out Mick's old Confederate pistol. She loads a few bullets into it, holding it close to her person for self-defense.
  2. Tracy Grimshaw takes a sip from her Mount Franklin spring water bottle, adjusting her suit jacket at Geoffrey's wanton aggression. "What are you doing, Geoffrey?" she says, looking into the rear vision mirror.
  3. ((Hello folks, this thread is IC to continue our RP on Chrisdena's status. Please PM me on Skype/forums if you would like to be included.)) Bill Eastbo is dead, shot through the doors of a closet. Michael Locklear is dead, having been beheaded with an axe. Slav is dead, having been kicked to death by Michael Locklear. Inspector Pondt is dead, having been stabbed to death by the Celtic Inferior. Malcolm Turnbull is currently on a V-Line train. Zachariah Fableknight is the passenger seat of a police car, being driven by the Celtic Inferior, en route to Tullamarine Airport along Monavale Highway. Chrisdena Milne is in the boot of the same police car, tied and bound. Peter Garrett is clinging to the roof of the police car, singing the song 'Beds are Burning' and gyrating around. Geoffrey Leonard is driving Mick's beaten-up 2002 Ford Sedan, chasing the police car to Tullamarine Airport. Tracy Grimshaw is in the passenger seat. ((This is a serious thread, with serious roleplay. No power-gaming or meta-gaming. Thanks!))
  4. When you're pushed to the wall for the things that you believe in, you don't give in. - Peter Garrett

  5. Accepted. Welcome back to the server, Micky de Boe!
  6. A nice guy. Not just any nice guy, but Norman the nice guy, sometimes called Norm, played by Stephen Fry in the hit TV series 'Ausbrig'. Thank you and good night +11
  7. Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some d*ck.

  8. Strictly speaking, such a thing would not be in accordance with the king's law.
  9. "I f*cking hate you f*cking f*ggots." - Mick L.
  10. Alfonso, pull back the sheets.

  11. Alex Beg gave me Chronic Priapism

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      I can't believe this story you're telling me. It's macabre.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      alex "the darkie lord" beg should spend more time with his daughter :)

    4. Burkester

      Burkester

      Is he cheating on Lulu with Esterlen!!!?

  12. Mick Locklear is divinely appointed CEO of LotC

    1. ausbrig renegade
    2. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      Sarlarew will have his just desserts.

  13. Yes I'm going to be your new step-dad Soren you can dress up for the wedding it will be cute
  14. Danielle and I are engaged now didn't she tell you
  15. Application: Ooc Minecraft username: machineshophater1916 Skype: micklythil RP Name: Mihail Bey Age: 25 Race: Texan, sadly
  16. Mihail Bey is angry.

    1. Gunner

      Gunner

      There is no remorse when he is angered

    2. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      Prepare to die, machinist ***.

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      the bey clan is not easily amused

  17. -King-President-elect Christopher de Rosaen, the Mighty President of Festina, Vanquisher of Oren, the Just and Merciless, the Arbitrary and Merciful, the Slayer of Gurbanguly Bey, Catamite of Alras, Wheelwright of Jan van Darvei, Archon of the Pentarch Saint's Church, Hater of Empires, Conqueror of the Crow and Archduke of Misspessimistic.
  18. The return of Mehmet Penyoglu Pasha

    1. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      the young machinist comes back to the machine shop

    2. Stevie
  19. Merry Mehmet's Mutiny

  20. Where are my prisoners, my loot, my victory?
  21. Well, it will depend whether cakes today, in that shop, are subject to sales tax, or they're not - firstly. And they may have a sales tax on them. Let's assume that they don't have a sales tax on them... then that birthday cake is going to be sales tax free. Then of course you wouldn't pay - it would be exempt, would, sorry - there would be no GST on it under our system. If it was one with a sales tax today it would attract the GST, and then the difference would be the difference between the two taxes whatever the sales tax rate is on birthday cakes, how it's decorated, because there will be sales tax perhaps on some of the decorations as well, and then of course the price - the price will reflect that accordingly. But the key point is that there, the average Waldenian will have more money in their pocket.
  22. You give me priapism

    1. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      hi hello rhys of lotheranica

    2. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful?

    3. Dry Crackers
  23. Dawn French the VIcar of DIbley smirks quite Anglicanly at this recount/story of her nemisis Oliver Zitoun "Stop smiling like that you fat b*tch" says councillor Horton, however he is silenced by the Vicars gaze of consternation "Ah...Ben Gilbert suffers even now, with his bastard children, I told him that laying with the goyim woman was folly!" says the Vicar "His father will not be pleased, wallowing back in Tunisia, hohohoh!" she lets out a deep guttural laugh akin to Jabba the Hutt "This underwater weight testing perhaps you should invest in it?" says Councilor Horton, taking off his round spectacles "Shut up you frigid miser Ill just fookin resign if you treat me like that" saus Dawn French utterly emulating crazuyguy1916. "Please tell Darfey that I am doing very well as the vicar thankyou and goodbye>"
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