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-Wakes up 7:00 AM to get ready for a happening in Stockholm. The happening is cancelled. FUUUU!? Why do you hate me, weather god? Why?
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I'm sick of everybody always talking about my work only when they have NOTHING ELSE to talk about. I make SEASONS, *****. My thunderstorms rip your house apart like a paper napkin if I wanted to. I am the god-damn bringer of life as you know it, not your stop-gap for all your awkward moments.
In short, I'll do whatever the heck I want and you better sit down, shut up, and be happy I don't screw up your life more.
Sincerely, Rayne Claude, Weather God
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