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Babies are not dishwasher safe.
NomadGaia
They aren't?! *Takes baby out of the dishwasher
Porkour.
*looks at shirt baby wears* "It says its machine washable, tumble dry"
Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)
*looks at self "It may not be dishwasher safe but it sure as hell is machine was safe! -sets dial to speed wash-