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  1. Porkour.

    I love Jedi Outcast II!

  2. Porkour.

    oink

    1. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      moo

    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      cluck

  3. Porkour.

    'ze pig ez ded'

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    2. Nalayna Liadon

      Nalayna Liadon

      I am sad.... no more oinks from Porkour...!

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      The pig has become one with the wandering souls. Its presence can be sensed through the rich aroma of crackling bacon.

  4. Porkour.

    Erryday Im porkin' it!

  5. Porkour.

    There needs to be a 18+ forum section.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      http://bit.ly/NPGHoB
    3. Miquill

      Miquill

      That's... just... umm...

    4. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      Erm, no.

  6. Porkour.

    Everybody poops, and if they dont, they're an android and should be destroyed

    1. danic

      danic

      2 other popular books are "Nobody poops but you!" and "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out of you"

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      We must disagree with this...

      Unit will be assimilated.

      You will become one of us.

  7. Porkour.

    So I got a call from the Diabetes Providers in Jupiter, Florida. They called twice, so I gave them a call. Turns out, they want to provide me with aid for my diabetes. I called them thinking it was a telemarketer and wanted to be taken off their call list. The other guy on the other line simply wanted to provide me with information regarding their aid. My simple reply: I dont have diabetes. Its nice to finally get a call thats not a telemarketer and offering aid from the governement to treat ...

  8. Porkour.

    Dear community, I am applying to be a GM. Please give me feedback as to what you want to see in me (not pork). Any feedback or support is greatly appreciated. http://bit.ly/Porkmod

  9. Porkour.

    Starting a new character in LotC. Ill be playing two characters now.

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    2. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      No. WOLF. Just a wolf.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      No, Im playing a legitimate race other than pigman...some freedom to finally show my roleplaying skills. MCNAME: Allusa

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      No, Im playing a legitimate race other than pigman...some freedom to finally show my roleplaying skills. MCNAME: Allusa

  10. Porkour.

    Porkour for GM!!!

    1. Volutional

      Volutional

      YUR!

  11. Porkour.

    Just had peanut butter for the first time...

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    2. Miquill

      Miquill

      Next your gonna say you've never had Tang

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      What's Tang? jk

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      What's Tang? jk

  12. Porkour.

    Learning how to rp necromancy. Seriously.

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Pigman summoning spell..sheeeeet

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      just an idea. Ill come up with something tomorrow.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      just an idea. Ill come up with something tomorrow.

  13. Porkour.

    Livestreaming: http://www.livestream.com/porkour

  14. Porkour.

    Come play with us: 68.169.196.120 while LOTC is down

  15. Porkour.
    http://bit.ly/wotstatos
  16. Porkour.

    Im officially a pigman on LOTC!

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My character card shows Pigman as the race.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      o.o Btw, how is that sickness I heard you had? :O

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      It was a spinal tumour, that I had surgically removed. It was pinching a nerve in my vertebrae and limited my flexibility. It subsided and so far, Im doing just fine.

  17. Porkour.

    What I need right now is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn

    1. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Drats, all I have is chartreuse.

    2. 0000

      0000

      Why not Alicorns?

  18. Porkour.

    Pig + Virus = PigZombie

    1. SpiritSpectre

      SpiritSpectre

      PigZombies :)

  19. Porkour.

    BJÖRKGARR!!!!

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      oink

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      oink

    4. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      oink, oink oink?

  20. Porkour.

    Björkgarr's Shelf Life: ∞

    1. Ever

      Ever

      not sure if infinity sign or pig snout

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      So... kill Porkour, wait for him to respawn, kill him again.

      Food problem solved.

  21. Porkour.

    oink

  22. Porkour.

    Writing my lore and future charter.

    1. Griff

      Griff

      Make sure to not shelf yer piggy! I still remember you, despite shortly, in Old Alras. Had quite a laugh. Server needs people like you!

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      I would happily grant a plot of land to in Alras for a pig village or something haha. Count Piglets von Bacon.

      Looking forward to this, though.

  23. Porkour.

    Björkgarr loves his new profile background.

    1. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Sexay.

    2. K'orr/Kungg <3

      K'orr/Kungg <3

      Do want.

  24. Porkour.

    oink

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    2. OrangeAngel

      OrangeAngel

      I will be hunting you for your bacon... You better watch :)

    3. Benedick Irontounge

      Benedick Irontounge

      Urghhttp://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/52485-ban-report-on-porkour/

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      <3 Oink.

  25. Porkour.

    oink. ASUS G74 Gaming Laptop

    1. Ever

      Ever

      GRANT ME YOUR BACO-...laptop!

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