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  1. Does the community want me to moderate the forums? The choice is not for me to decide.

    1. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Guardian Hog of the Forums, is that what I hear right now?

  2. Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge

    1. Sifhalla

      Sifhalla

      Vanilla ice cream is better...

  3. Thus, the Emperor of Oren oinketh!

    1. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      And on that day, everyone had a grilled porkchop, everyone said the emperor was good, but he tasted even better

      The end

  4. oink

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    2. Sifhalla

      Sifhalla

      Porky, come over so I can eat you up! Giggity

    3. Xerxes_XIII 2

      Xerxes_XIII 2

      An intellectual statement if I have ever heard one! I agree one hundred percent, ser pig.

    4. gingernut97
  5. Keep LOTC down until its fixed. We're in no rush. Take your time.

    1. Astraeus

      Astraeus

      Indeed, better something that keeps working, instead of something jittery.

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im in no rush, just jamming to some 80s, 90s, and 00s music.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im in no rush, just jamming to some 80s, 90s, and 00s music.

  6. Streaming live music in "The Redstone Pub". Come into TS3 and chill.

  7. Ho' down! I mean server down!

  8. Someone write to me on the forums, I cant access my inbox. HELP

    1. Haelphon
    2. ThanksChris

      ThanksChris

      You're still around? 0_o

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Always around. No piggy character this time.

  9. Piggeh's going to the Olympics?

    1. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Yesh you are. Piggeh do us proud? :P

  10. "OINK OINK," says the pig.

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    2. Ventus

      Ventus

      Moooooo says the .....

    3. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      i know this, i know this, i looked it up, its the camel the camel goes moo

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Chickens go moo. -Good Burger reference.

  11. This pig deserved to be a moderator, regardless of what haters say.

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    2. ~≈Panda≈~
    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Us animals die

      Sooner or later we will

      Become meat burgers

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      PORKOUR4MOD

  12. "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

  13. Selling Absinthe at the Last Pine Tavern!

  14. Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

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    2. BnA

      BnA

      Exactly they want love...

    3. Strawberry114

      Strawberry114

      Ohmygod pigs are adorable.

    4. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      They do get love. IN MAH BELLEH.

  15. I burned 802 calories today...IRL.

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    2. cometking123

      cometking123

      :/ No fat on those bones make for bad bacon.

      On another note, great job! I can't seem to get rid of them.

      ..

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im trying to get leaner...more meat over fat.

    4. steelersfan1221
  16. -squeals-

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    2. Sir Kibble (KingSir)

      Sir Kibble (KingSir)

      What is it, Dr. Pig?

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      A mysterious force prohibits me to awaken from this nightmare!

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Gonna have me some damn good bacon tonight..

      *Slowly sharpens kitchen knife while staring at Porkour*

  17. Aetherpig oinks.

    1. steelersfan1221
    2. EmeraldStag
    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      can I trap aether pig in an animal trap?

  18. For those who are wanting the WaywardPig texture pack, you can download it at http://bit.ly/WaywardPig

  19. Memories Still - You betcha.

  20. Dans le cochon, tout est bon.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    4. Eoin :/

      Eoin :/

      Les porcs sont bonnes, mais les poulets sont mieux.

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