"T'is me turn now...." A fine bearded dwarf stands proudly. "Moi trial be nof'in but shite f'om t'e start, aye it twas." The dwarf scratches at his beard, and looks around. "Twas me fat'er Kerwyr w'o was clan fat'er, an' 'e led me ou' to t'e coldest mountain Ah ever stood upon." "Me fat'er looked at me an' gave uh 'earteh laugh, loike 'un Ah onleh 'eard when t'ere be trouble. 'e says t' me, 'Azwyrym me boy, do ye' know whoi Ah named ye' t'at?' An' Ah shook me 'ead nae. 'e t'en said t' meh, "Ah named ye' t'at because t'e first toime Ah eveh 'eld ye', ye' gave me uh fist straight to me nose, ye' did! An' from t'en Ah knew ye' 'ad t'e strength onleh uh Frostbeard could 'ave.'" The dwarf then looks to his feet, wiping his nose, and then speaking more. "'e told me Ah wouldn' be needin' uh blade, an' Ah looked at 'im wit' big oyes an' Ah said 'W'ot?! Are ye' mad fat'er, Ah'll doi sureleh!' An' 'e just shook 'is 'ead, and walked off. Ah t'en sat at t'e verreh spot, knowin' not w'ot Ah could do t' kill uh bear wit' nae weapon... But alas moi toime 'ad come. Ah 'eard t'e sound o' a great bear, an' Ah turned t' see uh large grey bear, nearleh whoite. 'e charged meh so fas' Ah could onleh f'ink t' roll, an' so Ah did. Ah kept rollin' an' rollin' down t'at mountain, until Ah foineleh stopped. Ah reached to me side and grabbed uh sharp stone loiyin' t'ere, an' t'en Ah charged me arse back up t'at 'ill! T'e bear, roared uh moiteh roar an' we raced towards each ot'er. He leaped toward meh, an' Ah slid undeh neaf' 'im. Ah got on meh feet an' jumped on t'at bear. Ah did!" The dwarf then begins to get very excited, pacing back and forth and flailing his arms as he speaks. " Ah raised t'at great stone, an' grabbed t'at bear's neck wit' me free 'and, an' Ah just brought t'at rock down again an' again, as Ah remembered me fat'er's words. It all 'appened so quickleh, Ah stood on top o' t'at loifeless bear, an' Ah t'en knew whoi me fat'er named me 'as 'e did." The dwarf wipes his nose once more, and sits down, sipping at his drink.