Angela

5 Symptoms of laziness:

An Owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree. The owl turned to the squirrel and said... nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a story about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

If life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic.

Right before I die, I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the......."

My brother's humorous research into the orc and human rivalry http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/48223-of-the-rather-dismal-relationship-between-the-humans-and-the-orcs/

I'm going to miss everyone! I'll be gone for 3 weeks in April. Leaving the 1st and getting back the 22nd.

Just updated my MC and can't get on to the server :'(

Obviously I have missed something... Who is Jake, and what has happened to him? If there is a topic about it, can someone comment with the link?

=O .....there's only 21 people on.

Aw, I was like "OH! I have my first profile comment! I wonder what it says!! <:d comment :>

There's a penguin NPC at spawn.....

I can't log in to my MC. It says it cannot connect to minecraft.net. Is anyone else having this problem? IIt did this to me earlier today as well.

Check it out! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/42486-the-freedom-fighters-recruiting/#entry301196

Is getting annoyed at all the orphaned toddlers at the cloud temple randomly walking up to her while she is in her scary cloak and interrupting her important conversations. Is there any kids on this server who's parents are alive? There was one child with good RP though. Just one.

Happy Singles Awareness Day!!! To Celebrate, I think I'm going to get married on Skyrim... *Forever alone meme here*

Check out the group I'm making, The Freedom Fighters! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/42486-the-freedom-fighters-recruiting/

That awkward moment when you are at a stop light and see your friends asking for donations for a school thing, so you roll down the window to say hi and realize you don't know the people...

Fun fact: the average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. for instance, If they are placed around your throat, she is probably slightly upset.

Giants or Patriots? :D

Cigarettes are like hamsters... perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.

Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...

Live free, Die well, and wear cool helmets.