A Close Call
As Throgrim sits down in the tavern; he sighs heavily, taking a deep gulp of his ale. Slowly he rubs his bristled chin, looking over to Liam, he starts to speak...
“It ‘were eh close run ‘ting t’day, it ‘were Liam. Weh’ bare’leh ‘elp teh fort so ‘elp us!”
Liam nods back solemnly, taking a pipe from his lips and breathing out heavily.
“Aye ‘tat it were lad.”
Throgrim takes another large gulp of ale, before continuing to recant his tale, to all who would listen.
“Weh’ were in ‘teh fort, tat weh’ took last El’vun day. Weh’ were jus’ sit’in ‘roun’, checkin’ weap’uns un arm’uh un teh like. ‘Ten all sudd’n like, meh Fah, Forin stan’ up un ‘e shouts ou’, ‘Lads I need five uf yeh to ‘elp resc’yeh, eh Elf frum ‘teh Orcs.’ Aye ‘tats what ‘e say’d.”
The crowded Tavern begins to fall quiet in intrigue, at this small Dwarf’s strange tale.
“’E look’d uh ‘round, un chose four uf us. Gorum, Liam, Davern, un’ meh’self. ‘E leff’ Durrim, in’churg’ uf the remainin’ Dwarv’s.”
Throgrim then proceeds to take a quick gulp again of his ale, anxious to get back to his story and, to not lose his audience.
“Weh ‘were goin’ ‘round teh mountin’ all sneakeh’like. Wun’ Laim charges duwn, to slay the Orcs weh cul’d see in ‘tere camp. Well ‘ten Forin says weh shuld ‘ead back tu teh Keep, bu’ wun, weh star’ ‘teh ‘ead bac’, ‘teh Orcs attack Liam, and ‘ten Forin, run back dow’ teh ‘elp Liam, su weh all came duwn, un we keel’d uh gud few uf ‘tem befur’ ‘tey gut tu ‘tere Camp, un luck’d us ou’. I keel’d uh few ‘tow, I did ‘tow, din’ I Liam?”
Liam chuckles to himself absentmindedly stroking his warhammer, he nods encouragingly to Throgrim.
Throgrim cheerily accepts the nod and starts to round off his story.
“Ten weh’ cum back up teh ‘ill see, and I got eh Skull uff ‘uf ‘un uf ‘em tu!” Luckeh'ly 'dey didn't fulluw us up tu teh Keep, cus I tell yeh 'tis I dun 'tink weh culd 'ave 'eld it 'gaist teh amunt uf Orcs 'tey 'ad!"
Throgrim lifts up his Wither Skull (now made helmet) proudly.
“Un now, ‘ere I stan’ wiff yeh lads, mug ‘uf ale in ‘and.”
Throgrim pauses for a second, before shouting out.
“FUR TEH VICT’UREH EVEY’UN ‘AVE UH FREH DRINK ON MEH!!!”
((By this topic I do not want to start a flame war, so both sides of yesterdays argument bare in mind where this topic is posted please, thank you.)