Jonificus

Yeah you keep telling yourselves that, wood elves.

The *bird* that saved Axios

"What a terrible coat of arms." Scoffs Mithius, returning to his 'hard-earned' vacation.

My first bid has been raised to TWO hundred dollaroos, Tythus..

100 bucks, Tythus. Hit me up when you want it.

Name a price, Tythus. I'll take this off your hands.

Y'know, ****'s pretty fucked when a whole lot of the old guard and staffmembers are leaving for Massivecraft. I really want LotC to get back on it's feet but I cannot see that happening with the current administration. We need a firm hand of action to purge them and appoint people who actually are widely accepted as competent. It has been made clear that there are no more arguments to be made.

This just popped up in my recommended sidebar?

I'm gone for like half a week and this happens.

Welcome to the corporate shill community homie

Mithius Dalma prepares to venture to this fabled land, in the search of both a summer house and a feast.

Mithius Dalma is deeply moved.

@joey calabreeni

"I think I'll have to take you up on that offer, Good Eddard. Now I must find this Manticore Initiative of yours, then. 'Till we meet, Theodal Thorne."

"The former, Good Sarrion. Though, learning how to create useful concoctions and whatnot is something I am very much yearning for. Herbalism I simply think would be a good way of helping the good folk here in the world." -Theodal

Notices have been left on boards and tavern counters in every major settlement who'd allow a young heartlander access. "Dear reader, I am seeking to better myself and my standing by learning the ancient arts of alchemy and herbalism. I am afraid I do not have much to offer you except from good companionship and an abundance of favors. My mind takes in knowledge swiftly and I'm no stranger to being an apprentice, a tutor's dream I'd describe myself as. If you have any interest in teaching me I will be waiting by the docks on the Cloud Temple Isle, though a note in advance is appreciated. Kindest regards, Theodal Thorne."

"Holy ****." Comments Mithius Dalma

Can I play Prince of Snakes?