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  1. Jonificus
    "Blank banners wanted. Meet me in the Johannesburg town square if you have what I need and want some more coin in your pockets. -Mithius Dalma."
  2. Jonificus

    So how do we get dyes, friends? Please respond

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    2. Violino

      Violino

      Flowers.

    3. christian2142

      christian2142

      Flowers are inefficient unless you have whole crap-tons of bonemeal. Beetroots are by far a better alternative to roses if you have the right farming level, or just hunt for some public crop dump chests. 

    4. 2samspan

      2samspan

      It's pretty easy honestly. Most of it comes from farming, but some stuff (like lapis or bone meal) can be gotten through mining or lumberjacking. Talk to an adept+ farmer, they should be able to get you a good amount. I have some I can give if you just need them fast.

  3. Jonificus

    Half my skype notifications are baidu links. 

    1. Wendigo

      Wendigo

      Right? Wth is going on.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Baidu antivirus has finally revealed its true claws and shown up itself as a camputer vairus. protect yoursefles, hide your houses, protect your childrne

    3. Travista

      Travista

      Anschluss mit Sumpfreich

  4. Jonificus

    How come there still isn't a LotC Warband mod?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      >Raid a settlement with more than 4 people
      >Game crashes

    2. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      Because modding is a long and lengthy process, and nobody here has the time to.

  5. Jonificus

    Haha, now hold on. Are you telling me that our people used to be Kings and the like?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      Believe it or not, Sweden used to be ruled by European kings!

  6. Jonificus

    Post what you're listening to!! xoxo

     

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    2. Reeg_

      Reeg_

      I was quite recently listening to Take on Me, though, that's funny. 

    3. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      whats that extract from the bible where harambe saves the child? that in audiobook

    4. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

       

  7. Jonificus
    i changed my mind on this lore piece. +1
  8. Jonificus
    Don't make me take off my belt, boy
  9. Jonificus

    77 more reps and i achieve 2000:)

    1. Medvekoma

      Medvekoma

      You may praise Cersei for reps. ~10 available each day.

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Time to shitpost like me and Aengoth... come up with something

  10. Jonificus

    I know we're nearing Halloween and all but your profile picture's gotta GO. 

  11. Jonificus

    Remember 

     

  12. Jonificus

    Is Haria active?

    1. Shalashask

      Shalashask

      no

    2. Vaynth

      Vaynth

      Not anymore.

  13. Jonificus

    Jojo is the only acceptable ***** cartoon.

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      agreed

  14. Jonificus
    (("Borka and his warband companion laugh at the blatant historical copy paste.", painted by Leopoldo Da Windshield, 1784))
  15. Jonificus

    Local clown given involuntary face massage by spooked hiker. Police says: "Keep up the good work."

     

  16. Jonificus
    Mithius leans in and loudly exclaims "WRONG." as his accountants prepare a chest filled with gold to be sent to Bradshaw Gray.
  17. Jonificus
    "4600."
  18. Jonificus

    Aleppo?

  19. Jonificus

    You better not be a manhunter..

    1. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Away with you vile beggar!

  20. Jonificus
    Raises two fingers, signifying his bid for two hundred more !
  21. Jonificus
    "Four thousand!" Dalma's voice thunders out.
  22. Jonificus
    "You'll find no honor among merchants, Ruvaen. Two thousand and two hundred is my bid. If you are lucky someone will challenge me!"
  23. Jonificus
    "Ten thousand for a tavern is a joke. I'd aim to make money out of this establishment, as would my merchant friends and foes. I will take it for two thousand and two hundred." Mithius declares infront of a congregation of stewards, raising his finger in an authorative manner.
  24. Jonificus
    A certain large elf sits in his dining room, contemplating Johannesburg real estate investments.
  25. Jonificus
    "Hail to you, friends of Malinor. I am in need of two good palfreys! Reckon you can breed forth a pair of horses for a reasonable coin? Forward a letter to me, Mithius Dalma, and we will speak! -M. Dalma."
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