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Jonificus

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  1. Mithius Dalma is one of his disguises confirmed.
  2. By all that is holy, get rid of these horrid colors

    1. Travista

      Travista

      by all that us holy we must retake the holy lands

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  3. harmful and bigoted sorry. ban incoming, bucko
  4. I got OCD too pal, it's a very broad disorder and everyone has their own obsessions and compulsions. The basic "rule" for roleplaying it out is simply to establish a few compulsions/rituals that your character subtly goes through whenever the character stumbles on an event that (i hate even using the word, but its the medically correct term) triggers the OCD.
  5. @BGBuster Christmas edition of your LOTC newsletter when?

  6. Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Redguards GTFO before you get BTFO.

    1. Praetor

      Praetor

      go back to gassing dark elves and let the empire run the region

    2. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      ulfric is a thalmor sleeper agent

       

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    3. Travista

      Travista

      EIN TAUSAND JAHR ULFRICREICH

  7. Hey, message me when you're available, buddy ;)

  8. We were Kings and such, my friend.

  9. I wanna buy a horse. Anyone selling? Doesn't have to be real ******* fast or anything, just something to make me look fancier and for making transportation over vast areas less of a hassle.

    1. Destroyer_Bravo

      Destroyer_Bravo

      200 for 12m/s donkey

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      give that donkey to @Travista its a horse i want. but thanks anyways bravo ;)

  10. "Kill yourself you little witch. This has nothing to do with profitability and all about my most valued resource. Time." Fat elf says out of the blue to no one in particular. In other news, @Rammer the Man wins the auction with no opposition. Good on you, Man! Message Mithius Dalma as soon as possible for more information!
  11. "Located in the townsquare of the world's busiest city, the Dalma Casino stands tall among the buildings of the financial district. A decent sized basement, a small storage room, three floors and an attic provides you with ample space for whatever endevour you had in mind for the establishment. It is a very easy to access property within talking distance of the marketplace, making it a natural resting area for merchants, shoppers and suppliers. The property was originally appraised to ten thousand minae due to it's superb location and vast size, though the Dalavician Company is setting the first bid to three thousand mina. Bids are to be made in increments of one hundred minimum. The auction ends three hours after the last bid is placed."
  12. @Tahmas Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~*

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      i keep clicking read less but it doesn't erase the memory of this

  13. Forum update? Seems like Christmas came early, and so did I.

    1. problematic z

      problematic z

      yeah honestly ***** just make the whole thing snow ay

    2. J

      J

      I wish I could type today. But uh.. That's a really poor world edit job, jesus.

    3. Travista
  14. Doctor Pavel, Im CIA

  15. How does one get to the library of draugur?

    1. cablam

      cablam

      If you take the Oren boat from spawn, on the same dock that you land at there will be a little dingy on the right side of the dock which is labeled Library of Dragur. Once you take that, travel west along the coast and you won't miss it!

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      But there's no boat labeled that here :(

    3. cablam

      cablam

      Is there not? It should be a small little wooden dingy. If its not there, take the boat to the High Elves and travel East along the coast. I am looking to get a better route to us right now so that should be cleared up soon enough!

  16. Skinners please... I beg you

    1. Reeg_

      Reeg_

      I'll take a look at it 

  17. Gosh. Everyone are so friendly tonight

    1. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      you need to attend literacy class

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      I'm not a native english speaker thanks

    3. Papa Liam

      Papa Liam

      You should still attend literacy class

  18. The Dalavician Company presents: DALMA DOGS DALMA DOGS offers exciting and challenging career opportunities in a variety of professional areas. We recruit highly-qualified and highly-skilled personnel, including artisans as well as former military and law enforcement. We search for people of the utmost caliber; accountability, integrity and professionalism. In today's world it is often difficult to find a soldier that is loyal. Every second man fit enough to wield a sword is part of some kind of military order that works for a nation funded by hundreds of taxpayers. The little man cannot engage in any ventures that may incur physical wrath without fear of hundreds of armies converging on his position and seizing his assets or even his life! This is where the Dalma Dogs come in. We are an organisation with no morals or loyalties bar those dictated by the client and his mina! We will do ANY job if the price is right whether it be security services or aggression against the clients enemy. From asset seizure to professional guardsman ship, the Dalma Dogs have got YOUR back, no matter who you are! Current Opportunities: Engineer(Builder): Earn your living designing innovative new war machines for use on the battlefield or off it. Armed with the best facilities money can buy, you will be tasked with giving our men the edge against our competitors. Requirements: Ingenuity Diligence A tactical mind Metallurgy Expert (Smith): Earn good pay perfecting your craft for the Dalma Dogs. Provided with the finest in metallurgy equipment you will be tasked with arming our men for battle as well as help the engineer design whatever equipment may be needed on special missions. Requirements: Skill with smithing. Intelligence (exceptions can be made). Weapons instructor: You will be tasked with training each man both in groups and individually to wield the weapons provided to them effectively in order to get the battlefield edge a victorious force will always need. You are the backbone of the company and thus will be payed a sound income. Requirements: Military experience. Weapons proficiency. Grunt: Find yourself equipped with the finest weaponry and robust armor as you get into the nitty gritty of the mercenary business. Slay your foes head on and up close or from afar with subtlety, all alongside your comrades. Forge your own name to be respected and feared on the battlefield. Requirements: A sword or bow. Physical fitness. Scout: Sent behind enemy lines on sabotage missions as well as on clandestine peacetime operations for clients, you are the elite of the Dalma Dogs and will be treated as such. Requirements: Weapons proficiency. Military experience. At least one years service in the Dalma Dogs. DISCLAIMER: DALMA DOGS requires all players wishing to join to sign an OOC contract that declares that if the player takes any in character action that can be considered betrayal to the DALMA DOGS the player’s character can be killed PERMANENTLY by members of the DALMA DOGS. ((pm Jonificus or PunishedV any questions or concerns))
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