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  1. Amorphbutt

    Elves are biologically immortal. Look up what it means before you rage.

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    2. bickando

      bickando

      Idk but it's in the lore so it must be true

    3. BannanaToYou

      BannanaToYou

      Unfortunately this isn't lord of the rings.

    4. bickando

      bickando

      ^ Elves are immune to aging on lord of the rings, but they can still technically die of old age in lotc. It hasn't happened because what are the chances of an elf getting to over 1000 and the OOC player age-killing it...

  2. Amorphbutt
    https://24.media.tumblr.com/dccb4e43ca407bdb29fb07ad5aaa716f/tumblr_n6rxgsrAem1qe036po2_500.jpg
  3. Amorphbutt

    I need to see a dedicated military group like the guards from Oblivion. Those things followed me through a GATE to get me to pay up.

    1. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      The difference is that they don't instantly try to kill you or send you or execute you on the spot unless they know that you're a dangerous ******* out to commit genocide on the world. Also those guards had super powers because they had a super sense to know when a crime had been committed.

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      http://i.imgur.com/R40wuap.jpg
    3. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      In Arena, thirty guards would pop out of no where if you committed a crime. even in the wilds

  4. Amorphbutt
    oh sweet theros - i mean wood elves. i like.
  5. Amorphbutt
    this. this is amazing.
  6. Amorphbutt

    whenever there's a pon, there is a wei.

  7. Amorphbutt

    All the characters on LOTC must have very long bathroom breaks. Due to me never seeing a Fade to Bathroom Use emote.

  8. Amorphbutt

    The favorite sport of humans is the Spanish Inquisition.

    1. Abeam

      Abeam

      thats like the soccer of orenian sports, only non americans like it

    2. Abeam

      Abeam

      we prefer alpha stuff, like exterminatus, and explosions and ****

  9. Amorphbutt
    MC Name: Ionmaster. Your Full Name: Adyl Karei Your Age: 22 years of age. Your Gender: Female. Are you moving in alone or with family/friends? (Specify if second option): Alone. Are you of full Mali blood?: If I wasn't I would not be mali. Yes, I am a full-fledged Mali'ame. Of which subrace(s) are you?: Mali'ame. What skills do you have?: Training tailor, excellent writer as I might say so myself. I do have some experience when it comes to farming, though this is very... slim. I do have some skill when it comes to animal care, though it is mostly for sheep and the like. Forgive me if my skill set is too small to be of use for the town. I will attempt to assist the community to the largest capacity that I am capable of.
  10. Amorphbutt

    Legend says that if you say Hightower three times that one of them will appear.

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Thats a rather boring legend concerning Hightowers. As someone who has worked for them I can assure you much more is too them.

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      Hightower, hightower, hightower!

    3. Neri

      Neri

      Actually, you have to strip naked, don a pair of speedos, cover a road with vaseline and slide along on your stomach whilst singing "Booty Man" at the top of your voice. You need at least five midget belly-dancers dancing on the sidelines to make sure it works.

  11. Amorphbutt

    I want to see a halfling make a pumpkin stew. It's really cool. Just carve out a pumpkin and cook a stew inside of it.

  12. Amorphbutt

    I am in the ancient temple thing and I just gotta ask this; why is there a shrine made to a black ****?

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      dong. the blurred out thing is dong.

      http://i.gyazo.com/d238eda41361056c02819d6cb22d09d0.png

    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      Gooms was once naked. He can't be held accountable for the actions of those who witnessed it.

  13. Amorphbutt

    Halfling to a human: "Pumpkin carvin'? More like wastin' a perfectly fine meal, aye."

  14. Amorphbutt

    you know that we must sacrifice those unwilling to receive the blessing of the MPM for us to have it back with us. Kill the impure.

  15. Amorphbutt

    Playing a halfling isn't roleplay; it's a lifestyle. The best one. Join now and get a free pumpkin patch!

  16. Amorphbutt

    The best religion is that which aggressively forces it's beliefs, doctrines, and over zealous views of its singularity on the truth spectrum. Enroll today, and you get a free afterlife! Tax includes 100$ per aeon within the selected heaven and/or hell. Worship daily to avoid any post-death punishments not limited to torture or destruction of your soul.

  17. Amorphbutt

    In all my years nothing has prepared me for the horror I have just witnessed.

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Teen Titans Go! is an abomination. Burn it with fire.

  18. Amorphbutt

    Humans need a fast food joint called White Castle. It sells only severed heads and french fries shaped like religious symbols.

  19. Amorphbutt

    I don't know about you guys but I believe that the orcs need a business called Kentucky Fried Twiggy.

    1. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      LOL

    2. Glyc

      Glyc

      They already have Krug Friendship Chicken, nice try.

    3. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      This made me giggle. Good job

  20. Amorphbutt

    My parents have purchased the Game of Thrones first Season set. I pray that I do not get infected with the disease that spread like wildfire throughout the Oren roleplay community. I still remember all the Red Weddings.

    1. Minniefox

      Minniefox

      Implying everything else is mostly ripped off from some place too then? I still remember Tolkien.

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Everything was ripped off from something. But that particular affair was like pushing your hand so far up the ass of George R. R. Martin then ripping out his kidney. It was like that.

    3. SirSnowMan

      SirSnowMan

      You mean "The Green Wedding "

  21. Amorphbutt

    glub glub glub glub glub

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xJNGgD-uYsY/UAR8ZYFtU5I/AAAAAAAALkk/2okW-k73o8k/s1600/glubglub.jpg glub glub glub
  22. Amorphbutt

    In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog...

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Unless if you have Ironflesh, then in that case you don't give a **** to anything like a pesky boss.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      What are you two talking about

    4. Nug

      Nug

      homestuck sucks

  23. Amorphbutt

    Typical LOTC pickup line: Hey [insert gender here], are you hot? Cos I believe it is mating season and as animals we must smash our bits together til stuff comes out of the bits to make something else with bits. Also, I'm a noble.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      3 much 5 u

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      "We'll bang, ok?"

    4. Bangi

      Bangi

      Me wub tu skah twiggeh

  24. Amorphbutt

    the **** is this, why am i here

    1. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      Because Roleplay

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      that doesn't exist, silly.

  25. Amorphbutt

    The heart wants what it wants: an endless supply of human blood.

    1. Bucky_24

      Bucky_24

      Jokes on you, I run on liquid cookies.

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