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Amorphbutt

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  1. Hey guys, what is elven for "You breed with the mouth of a goat"?

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    2. A Spooky Witch
    3. TwilightWolf

      TwilightWolf

      We have our own elven language in the RP forums that would actually work in game. You'd have to modify what you're saying a lot though for it to actually make sense.

    4. A Spooky Witch

      A Spooky Witch

      I've tried to use the guide but it's so limited, unless we have a translator of our own I just use that one as a fall back. >_<

  2. I just was knocked out for the entire day yesterday after coming home. Long story short; I hate people.

  3. Steven Universe~

    1. Anawkin
    2. Ford

      Ford

      Believe in Steven

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *screeches at nawkin*

  4. This is an opinion that you do not agree with.

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    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      Death to the heretic!

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      this is a trolly one liner with lack of grammar aimed to aggravate you

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      And this is the obligatory status lock comment warning.

  5. I suddenly wish that everything in LOTC wasn't stereotypical. Like Oren; that is not a true medieval society. And the elves in Norse mythology (which Tolkien bastardized to the point where they were unrecognizable) were supposed to be complete assholes that'd kill you cos you looked at their back. And orcs were actually nice in most non-Tolkien myths. They come from Egyptian mythology where people with disabilities were considered lucky. Furthermore. Dwarves were actually peaceful in...

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Norse mythology, not warriors like the stuff that Tolkien wrote about. They were mostly merchants. Greedy, but merchants.

    2. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      To be fair, you're basing this entirely on Tolkien. Look at something like the Forgotten realms, there is ore than one stereotypical idea.

  6. Norama Starbreaker reads the notice and frowns. "So THAT'S what a Stark is..." she mutters before going off in search of Dared, to put many flowers into his beard.
  7. What's your favorite idea? Also, am I your favorite? And if not, can I play Farley's brat child?
  8. What is your reaction to this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
  9. Comment, Homestucks. Comment.

  10. Aegis, Asulon, Anthos... the next one should be named Ashawl. Cos of what will be happening there.

  11. Being a kid is hard. It's hard and no one understands. So when you say someone is outside trying to cut your face off, they pat you on the head and say to go play outside, then they get a head on their doorstep.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      #justanthosthings

  12. A new scourge came upon the dwarves today as Norama Starbreaker began her flower rampage upon their beards. The casualties of pride was great, there were little survivors.

  13. Who should I go for perms for the dwarven capital?

    1. Dreek
    2. Dizzy771

      Dizzy771

      Ask a lord of the king. List being Zezimus, Josh3738, Lefty_Bojengels, Jordan1921, Tethras, or Kowaman.

  14. The bat god is almighty. The bat god is life.

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Accept him into your life today!

    2. Lark

      Lark

      Come my children. Accept me.

    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      PRAISE HELIX

  15. A wedding? Time to crash it.

  16. It turns out going to a complete stranger isn't a good idea. Could get your face chopped off.

    1. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Most folks learn this on day 1.

    2. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      I learned this on day 2.

  17. And then I joined the Starbreakers.

    1. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      Best choice of your life

    2. Lathros

      Lathros

      Ironbeard is best beard.

  18. When characters take advice from child-characters, I facepalm.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Filthy urchins know nothin' 'bout nothin'.

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      The fact that they would listen and follow their advice amazes me, however.

    3. tnoy23

      tnoy23

      Good advice can legitimately come from a child.

  19. Tsop sdawkcab a si sith.

    1. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      0 :evig I skcuf eht era ereH

  20. Well thii2 ii2 an unexpected turn of event2. To be hone2t, II thought that II'd be gone. II blame people II have on 2kype for thii2. *glare2 at Keem*

  21. :33 - *TWITCHES TAIL AND LEAPS AT PURRFECTLY*

    1. Swgrclan
    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      The Homestuck will riiise...

  22. What city in LOTC has the most happenings that really don't make sense and often lead to horrible deaths of the townfolks?

  23. Does anyone need a child or something? I need a character. Give me yours so that I may eat it, gain its powers, and finally, after a few more burps, become it.

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