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sir rodrick approaches goontar

Rodrick drops to his knees after being beaten and battered by the Gods monitoring his speech. "I will not be silenced! This is wrong, wrong! This administration is terrible news, and I will not be silenced ya understand? AXEL, listen up big boy, bees knees big boy. Come here with that little bees knees big boy buff talk baby. I've got something to say, and I'll tell you what... I've never said this to anyone in my LIFE. Rodrick of the North hexes you on this day... you hear that man? HEXES! You are cursed! By me, by the Gods, by the South, and by the wretched North. Your father was a weak man, and you as his son single-handedly undid the small ounce of accomplishments that belonged to that big juice bag." Rodrick looks around in fear, knowing that he was surrounded. Today was his day, and the moderation Gods would most likely silence him once more. He urges citizens to record his speech on their smart birds as he is beaten and battered by the moderation nation.

Rodrick of the North, also known as the Lord who failed the South invasion, shakes his head as he takes the podium. "Such a nasty boy." he mutters before preparing to speak. " Sad, weak, sad. Just like that you undid the work of the great Algoda, grovelling to the people you claim to have defeated! Bastion's administration was one of the WORST, and I mean WORST, administrations to ever rule over Urguan. He had them bees knees, siding with whichever side of a debate threw a tantrum first. He was a scared little boy, and you are a weak little fetus young Axel. The Frostbeards who you are so scared of were manipulated. You hear me!? MA-NIP-U-LATED! The corrupt council members and corporations behind Bastion's administration caused this war, can you believe that? They came to Kerwyr with a gold plate and they said, "Kerwryr. Here is the country,"... what kind of IDIOT adminsitration does this? Kerwyr might have taken the plate, but he certainly didn't put the gold on it! I mean wow, just wow. Wow. I knew some people who were involved in that takeover, some of the best people, good people. The Frostbeard DID NOT draw first, look at the tapes! The security cameras! It's everywhere! I know some of the best software engineers, and they all said the same thing! They says, "Rodrick, those tapes are NOT tampered with". This country is CORRUPT, and it always will be as long as these young bees knees boys rule! I will close with this, you are weak Axel boy! You weak spineless crooked lookin twisted little thing. You little birch!" Rodrick roars, spitting at Axel before his security steps in to calm him down.

((Haha, pretty sure the mercs just came as mercs not as alts. No need for that made up shade young man))

Lord Rodrick of the South sprints out of the rubbles, weapon in hand!

nah not you ur okay dw about it, talking about that bungo guy. i dont like that guy

you have a big mouth

no i dont like it in the penthouse, **** a penthouse

haha godCLICKmaster co. expert L printing solutions back at it again with the very very big heist big pvp smack talkin. I like the part where u jumped in the water and said "SEE YA" haha that was very good very good "SEE YA" hahahaha very good, im impressed "SEE YA" hahahaha. You wont catch me, "SEE YA"! hahaha

Dirty dirty God click masters make raids meaningless anyway with their random involvement in everything. Dirty dirty nasty disgusting dunamisflay.

Lord Rodrick of The South stands before the grieving Dwarves, tears fall down his face as he prepares to speak "It gladdens me to know that Yemekar prepares him for a feast. Soon he shall be drinking ale from curved horns. This hero that comes into Khaz'a'Dentrumm does not lament his death! He shall not enter Yemekars's hall with fear. There he shall wait for his sons to join him. And when they do, they will bask in his tales of triumph. Dungrimm will welcome him! His death comes without apology! And he welcomes the valkyries to summon him home!"

(no you are not confused you are dead, im a nice guy you can d40 or ss)

Rodrick sends men to secure the King. "Form a perimeter."

Rodrick of the South waves his hand at one of his servants. The servant quickly sprints to Harren before violently snapping his neck over and over and over and over and over again. The servant is a trained surgeon, so he continues to revive Harren before snapping his neck again repeatedly. Finally, Rodrick sends a bird to his servant to stop the neck snapping. He then decides it is time for a mandate. Mandate from The Penthouse, 5th of Deep Cold, 1611 Worldwide Reactions "I, Lord Rodrick of The South, have a statement to make. From this day forward, any and all worldwide reactions will be swiftly silenced by me and my staff. The South will not rest until all heathens who suddenly teleport to location of a poster are silenced. Let it be known, I will not tolerate this devil magic. At the end of the day, I was born in the North, therefore I will continue to assist the North before heading South for the time being." ~Lord Rodrick of the South, protector of the Penthouse, conqueror of the North, leader of The Great Southern Expedition, Knight of Skravia

Rodrick of the South raises his hand as he sits upon his throne. Thirteen southern scouts sprint out of the throne room before swiftly killing Wem silently. "Requista kimpache..." a scout says before shutting Wem's eyes. Rodrick of the South then snaps his fingers, one of his delicious blonde servants step into the room. Rodrick licks his lips, barely able to contain himself.

A young scout sprints forward, swiftly ending the Legion Grunts life with a powerful southern neck snapping technique. The scout then sprints off before returning shortly after with his Lord, Rodrick of the South. "Now it begins..." says the Scout, turning to Rodrick. "No, my boy. Now it ends." Rodrick mutters as he looks off into the distance.

APPLICATION: [OOC] Username: TheSouth27 Skype name: Southpress29 Timezone: EST [IC] Name: Rodrick of the South Race: Human Why do you desire to join?: I seek to live in a city free of magic. Therefore, I will kill any and all magic users within the city limits. Do you agree to PK if RP is done appropriately and well?: I do not consent.

I do not want to play your Golem.

Rodrick raises his fist in the air. "Yes sir, I am ready to continue this battle!"

My biggest pet peeve is having to tell the loyal men of the south that we cannot pursue the nasty northmen because the "Gods" prevent us from going further. Remove these Godly barriers, I need to travel south and I can't do that if the northmen continue to use these God given barriers against me in my pursuit of greatness.

A scout from the south arrives with a parchment. "Sir Baldin, a letter from Lord Rodrick." He says before handing it to Baldin as he scurries off. Mandate from The Penthouse, 5th of Deep Cold, 1610 Do Not Give Up! "Baldin, it is I... Lord Rodrick of the South. I was thinking of you and your kin as I lay in my penthouse located in the north. Soon I will ride south, however; for now there are more pressing matters at hand. Your theories regarding the conspiracies against the Frostbeards are indeed true. One of my scouts witnessed an attack orchestrated by the government, an attack on a young Dwarf named Psycho Strongbrow. Psycho knew something, and the Kingdom was quick to silence him. Baldin, heed my warning... they are coming. You must be prepared." ~Lord Rodrick of the South, protector of the Penthouse, conqueror of the North, leader of The Great Southern Expedition, Knight of Skravia

Rodrick unsheathes his hood and walks towards the King. "I will create a network for you. A very big network, the best network. It will be great, and it will incorporate the famous '5S' system. For those of you who are unaware, the 5S system represents a system that utilizes a list of five phases: Sort, Set In Order, Shine, Standardize, Sustain. The 5S system has expanded from manufacturing and is now being applied to a wide variety of industries including health care, education, and government. "

Rodrick of the South scoffs. "What kind of self-centered ultimatum is that! The south is shocked! Morug is preserving the ancient Dwarven arts by demanding TRANSPARENCY! We do not need a peaceful High Prophet young man, oh no we don't! We need a High Prohpet who is not afraid to challenge those who work against the Gods will! You understand!? A High Prophet who does not sit there simply to hold the title, but to protect the teachings of the gods. The best leaders of religion lead by example; they do not simply preach and hope people follow, they stand up and take action, whether it be a pilgrimage or enforcing the will of the Gods."

Name ((RP Name)): Rodrick MC Name: TheSouth27 Clan: Southbeard

been south long time now we come north