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Make it so the Llamas HAVE to stay on the roads and bridges. It's hard to toll a bridge as a bandit if people can literally just swim their Llamas around it.

*Wanted Posters are pinned up in areas around the Northern Atlas Alliance* Bring his head to Sergeant Krieger in Sennisten, the Capital of Renatus-Marna, for your reward. Look for the man with the grand blonde moustache and the large ostrich feathers in his hat.

https://i.imgur.com/VhsiGAN.gifv

Sergeant Krieger mopes around the Palace, bummed out that he MISSED out on the slaughter!

It's very small and not that good and I could've spent more time on it, but nah. Man-Made Deep Cold Artists rendition of the End of Johannesburg, circa 1601

yeah accepted. message me in skype or something and I'll get you the uniform.

More Player Models. If you go into F5 so you're staring at your back, you can hold left alt to move your camera around and zoom in/out

That's probably from the RPG HUD mod. Do esc > mods > RPG HUD > configure, then get rid of things like the EXP bar or anything that you think it might be. I had to disable a lot of crap for the RPG HUD to look good.

MSI GT73EVR 7RD Titan. That's wot it says I guess.

I'd try downloading the latest one instead of the recommended. I've never used the recommended version before tbh.

I use.. the most recent Forge, I think? And downloaded it from the link I provided. Why?

I dunno. It's a laptop.

Quite a few people have asked me what mods I use, so here's a video showing off what Minecraft looks and sounds like for me, as well as a list of download links so you can install the mods yourself. To support the mod creators, I'm not going to leave a download for an easy-intsall pack, but I'll instead leave individual links to the mod pages themselves so that their creators can benefit from your downloads (and also 'cause I don't wanna get permission from each creator to use their mod in a traditional modpack) Each of these mods requires FORGE. Here's the video: Here's the download links in order of when you should install them. (Make sure to launch minecraft after installing forge, then after installing optifine. It's also good practice to do this with every mod to give it a chance to load up, and to see if minecraft crashes due to incompatibility. All these mods work together for me, so it shouldn't crash in theory.) It's important that you have some sort of antivirus or antimalware protection when downloading mods. Just don't be stupid. I also use Faithful 32x resource pack because there's no bigger sin than building something epic with a texture pack on. This pack has all the charm of default, but without the ugly pixelation of 16x16 textures. Faithful 32x: https://minecraft-resourcepacks.com/faithful-32x32/ I have slightly edited the pack, for example the feather and the sword. Also here's the Skyrim Soundpack for epic mob and bow noises: https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/soundpack-skyrim-175/ Here's a video by someone else on how to make HD skins for MorePlayerModels. She'll teach you the basics of resizing and exporting and all that, as well as editing the skin. This works with GIMP as well, not just Photoshop. If you're using GIMP, though, make sure to set the "Interpolation" to NONE (It defaults at Cubic) in the resize tool options so that it doesn't blur your skin when you size it up to 1024x1024. Most people use this HD skin feature for stupid anime eyes, so expect to see that in this video.

I like the cutsie art.

Here's a dumb comic I made. Was mostly just experimenting with screenshots. All of these were taken in-game, 'cause I'm too dumb to figure out how 3D rendering works.

Accepted, welcome to the company.

"Time to shine!"

Are you Antifa?

Oh baby this'll be fun.

My biggest qualm is that Jousting is ruined now with the removal of lances and that cavalry will be supreme with the removal of pikes. Not that I dislike Cavalry at all - quite the opposite actually - but no pikes demoralizes the heck outta me, a primarily infantry RPer.

Will there ever be a way to make nomadic, dynamic camps without owning land? I'd explain more, but I'm currently making a post about this in the roleplay suggestions area.

This is lore for my variation of craps, a simple dice game for two or more players that requires two dice to play. Wiki Page: https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Cretzer_Craps Craps is that dice game you see a lot in movies - where they do that cliche thing with the dice by making the hot chick blow on the dude's hand before he rolls. It's also featured in The Road to El-Dorado, where the main characters use loaded dice to continually roll sevens. Normal craps requires a lot of rolling from each player and tends to spam the chat, so this simplified version I call "Cretzer Craps" should do the trick for a fun and simple way to win or lose your vote money on gambling. Here's how it works: Standard bet is five minas or an equivalent item if you're penniless. Each player has two dice (or they can share a pair of dice), this is represented by the number 12, for the amount of faces on each dice combined. Roll the dice by typing /roll 12 If you roll a 7 or 11, you automatically win - no need for other people to roll. If you roll a 2, 3 or 12, you automatically lose - you sit out until someone else wins (or if it's two players, you lose and the other wins.) If you roll a 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, you don't win or lose, but must allow the other players to roll before coming back to your turn. If you roll a 1, just roll again - cause it's impossible to get a 1 with two dice. And that, my friends, is Cretzer Craps.

I'd love to have you aboard but we don't hire women. Feel free to make a new character and use your alt, I have no requirements for how often you play - it can be a drop-in drop-out kinda side thing if you'd like.

I use a voice changer and my laptop self-identifies as a gender-fluid expensive gaming rig.