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Matheus

Creative Wizard
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  1. cloudy with a chance of vegetables 

  2. give me a new profile picture and account name

  3. How do you ride a bear? Saddles don'tseem to work anymore :/

  4. Uh-oh. Looks like you've landed yourself in a tight situation, somehow. On your walk home, you took a wrong turn on a street while distracted and ended up in an alleyway. Figuring out that you were lost, you turned around to return and exit the alley, only to be met by a man wearing a ski mask and pointing a revolver directly at your torso. 

     

    In a hurried hiss, he made his demands. 

     

    "Hand over your wallet and your phone. NOW."

     

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    What do you do?!

     

     

  5. ill literelellely break ur neck with my pectoral muscles

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      ill break your chest with my neck muscles

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  6. now that lotc is dead the only thing left for me to do is to utilise my skills of recruiting child soldiers and become an African warlord

     

  7. Literally Lotc in a nutshell

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    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      anyone want 2 ftb me? i need it for character development

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  8. 76.8% of all personas are male.

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      20% of all female personas are played by males

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  9. why are you a creative wizard

  10. Got a homunculus that needs rp'ing, PM for the juicy details. 

  11. thank **** you changed game contributer from being the colour of literal ****

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      yeah my title is pink but i dont suck di ck

      or like traps

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  12. petition to bring back contract magic

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      it's already been attempted, my guy.

       

       

       

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  13. look out ghosts, fury is looking to ftb with you all 

    1. Matheus

      Matheus

      @Kinslayer it's not bestiality if two animals are going at it

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  14. When you need to make your lore post seem sophisticated.

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  15. I was in a lot of pain earlier, I'm suffering from an upper respiratory infection. I was suppose to have my wisdom teeth removed too.

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