NotEvilAtAll

Looks like you played a Halfling way back in July 2012

 Please bring back the Halfling Sub-Forum, or at least a Sub-Forum for the village of Brandybrook. I want to be able to put my Halfling RP Threads somewhere!

Why the heck is AFKing illegal now? I’m going to have to reload every gosh darned chunk every time I take a bathroom break just because I’m forced to log out and log back in again. 

If you’re worried about people leaving important RP, remember that it’s technically possible to lie about there being a sudden emergency and then leave the server to avoid RP as well. It’s not like anybody would know whether you’re lying or not.

Let us spend a moment of silence in honor of the brave souls who prayed to the Tater Gods so that we may eat.

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/179446-the-twentieth-annual-dunshire-drinking-night/?tab=comments#comment-1686802

Yet another Dunshire Drinking Night at 3 PM EST this upcoming Sunday!

The last two Dunshire Drinking Nights were MASSIVE successes. Thus, it’s high time that the halflings of Dunshire host another one, with all of Atlas invited to play the traditional sport of “Shogging” after all the booze has run dry! Come and join us at 3 PM EST, Sunday the 10^th of February to join us!

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/179340-dunshire-shogging-night-19th-annual/

Dunshire Drinking Night is at 3 PM EST today! Come on down for free drinks, food, and a pie-eating contest!

Remember to vote for the Unabomber next presidential election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unabomber_for_President

Dunshire Drinking Night is beginning shortly!

Yo, there’s going to be yet another Dunshire Drinking Night in Dunshire (the 17^th one so far!). I’d love to see people come and join us in drinking and pleasant chatter + storytelling. Everyone is invited and all of the food and drink will be free. Just come on over at 3 PM EST next Sunday to see it all!

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/179011-dunshire-storytelling-night-17th-annual/

Can I get banned?

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178897-the-sixteenth-annual-dunshire-drinking-night-ice-skating-shogging/?tab=comments#comment-1682489

More event crud in Dunshire!

Give me a Forum Warning Point for this Status Update please.

Put screenshots you’d like to share with others in the Thread below!

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178839-roleplay-screenshot-thread-free-for-anyone-to-use/

Y’all remember back in the dark and dreary days of the LoTC forums before we had the “Cancel” button?

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178742-change-in-knoxist-dogma/

Halflings now worship a massive pumpkin shark that lives in a land of eternal wheatfields

“So I propose we drop the nasty word of “deserve” out of our dictionary when it comes to who gets what. The obvious answer is that whatever makes the smaller groups most active should be applied to the smaller groups, and what makes the larger groups most active should be applied to the larger groups. Merely arguing over who “deserves” this or that leads to nothing but dead ends because at the end of the day we all have different views on what is right and wrong in this Minecraft Roleplaying Server.”

-From the drama threads happening rn

D e s p a c i t o

Oof the server keeps on crashing for me

Happy Holidays 

Who here is excited for the potential Zizek vs Peterson debates in the future?

Remember to attend the big ol’ halfling festival!

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178255-halfling-festival-reminder/

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178215-the-autarkic-workers-party/?tab=comments#comment-1676624

If people had to actually play other character’s kids instead of just inventing their own parents, LOTC would be doomed.