Dunshire Shogging Night! (19th Annual)

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A scrap of paper is nailed to the Dunshire Notice Board, or found flying about through the wind.

Nineteenth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night!

~A delivery of books to the Library on Melon Street~

The last two Dunshire Drinking Nights were amazing successes! Ne’er before have I seen so many halflings an’ bigguns ‘n Dunshire all drinking and laughing at once! Thus, we ought to have yet another one to keep this amazing streak going! Let us drink and shog once more!

 

Contents:

~Time and other matters~

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!~

~Shogging on Dunshire Lake!~

~A message from the Thain~

 

~Time and other matters~

~How to get to Dunshire from the Cloud Temple~

Where: In Dunshire, the home of the halfling race!

When: Close to the end o’ this Elven Week and the beginning of the next! ((3 PM EST, Sunday the 10^th of February))

Who is invited?: Everyone who doesn’t cause trouble!

 

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!~

~The Drunken Duck Tavern is well stocked with booze!~

All of the booze will be 100% free! Drink as much of it as you can hold down! Here’s what we have in stock:

~Brandybuck Brandy: The oldest booze currently being served! Dates back quite a few centuries frem what we can tell!

~Applebrook Porter: The classic dark porter that’ll get your tastebuds tinglin’!

~Forest Ale: A simple ol’ ale brewed from simple ingredients found around Dunshire!

~Pumpkin Ale: Ale made from pumpkins, the recipe having been kept alive for generations

~Withfoot Hard Cider: A fermented apple juice that will sweeten your day!

~Bunny Beer: Beer made from carrots and melons, filled with plenty of hops that gives it its name!

~Spiked Eggnog: Sorry, we do not carry non-spiked eggnog for those too young to be drinkin’!

~Carrot Ale: Tastes like Carrots, Wheat, and more Carrots. A simple booze for a simple folk.

~Gin: Stolen Borrowed from the good bigguns at Belvitz. This one is sure to tickle your taste buds!

~Various boozes from Rosenyr: We got our hands on some fine wines and other drinks from those fancy talkin’ people, so if ye like that we’ll have some fer ye!

~Etc....

There will also be free food provided, to help wash down all of the drinks!

 

~Shogging on Dunshire Lake!~

~The shogging that took place last Dunshire Drinking NIght!~

During the previous Dunshire Drinking Night, everybody started shogging after the pie-eating contest had been completed. It was such a blast that we shogged for a day and a half straight! Thus, I think we ought to do that again!

The rules for Shogging:

~Two players with Shovels in hand and Pumpkins on their heads try to knock the other off of their log.

~Only wooden shovels may be used to knock opponents off! Anything else is too dangerous!

~No jumping between logs!

~No findin’ extra holes in your pumpkin’! ((don’t use third person))

~First person to fall off loses the round.

~Best out of three wins!

 

~A message from the Thain!~

”Rollo was here”

-Rollo Applefoot, Thain of Dunshire.

 

This ‘as been yer Dunshire Drinking Night awareness poster! Long Live Dunshire!

-Daisy Applefoot, High Pumplar of Dunshire

[!] The poster ends with the Dunshire Rabbit, official seal of Dunshire.

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Here are some images from the previous Dunshire Drinking Night:

More images + Further explanation can be found on the Roleplay Screenshot Thread: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/178839-roleplay-screenshot-thread-free-for-anyone-to-use/ 

 

 

[Lirro 80]

You can shogg off

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