NotEvilAtAll

Brandybrook has a beach with a volleyball net so if you wanna see some midget babes in swimsuits you know where to go.

although I’m pretty sure any bigguns trying to date a halfling would get lynched instantly.

Wizard101 music is the best for shopping tbh.

North Korean kpop is the only good kpop remember that laddies.

Brandybrook halflings busy hunting for Lemons in the forest rn.

I’ll tell ya if we find any later.

SQUARE UP BIGGUNS! YER TIME IS OVER! 

ZipZapMan thanos snapping all the people today

Liesl Applefoot for Thain!

There’s more new halfling applicants than Orcs. Halfling activity has increased 3 fold from what it was at the beginning of the map. We have epic leadership now.

This is an epic gamer moment.

Why tf do people think downvoting will be a good idea.

It’ll be especially bad considering the current political climate on LoTC.

Halflings got 1.36 activity this week. GG fam. Halflings ain’t so dead anymore.

Use your dev powers to coup the server please.

I’d be fine with losing non-VIP emote colors if the increased tps means that animal AI and crop growth become normal again.

New tab bad, old tab good.

remember when the server actually had competition

Daisy Applefoot is now dead. She was a good halfling, but sadly no match for the blades of the bigguns.

halflings gonna be drinking booze

Mellsburry gang represent.

I hope you had fun in Argentina my dude.

Renatus did NOT win the warclaim! It was actually the halflings who appeared right at the end and convinced everyone to live peacefully with one another, thus ending the conflict. This is the REAL TRUTH that the bigguns don’t want you to know!

Remember that meme suggestion from about 2 years ago where wars would be determined via an IRL weightlifting competition instead of PvP?

I’m starting to think that might unironically be a good idea. LOTC wars would make people pump iron instead of lube up a mouse and hunch over their computer for three hours.

The war server’s probably gonna crash the second both sides come into melee contact lol.

Nay OOC drama allowed in this good server!

My prediction for the warclaim is that the server will crash and nobody wins.

Bjor Cottonwood’s dead body is the REAL legitimate ruler of mankind.

Join the halflings on their crusade for peace and pumpkins!