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Wulfram Rademacher hummed, before nodding proudly to his sister.

Jorvin Starbreaker sighs, as two grudges are struck from the book this day- As the last false-runelord of the usurper clan is finally dead. He looks upon his fancy new ring, and smiles.

GRUDGE RESOLVED Let it be known henceforth that the Starbreaker-Azdrazi Vengeance Grudge is resolved following the brief skirmish that tragically ensued in the market square of Urguan after the leader of the draconic forces attempted to lunge for the Grand King’s sidearm, leading to a massacre. With the deaths of the dragon-worshipers, and treasures taken from their bodies after the battle, the clauses of the grudge have been met, with both material tribute being offered up to Clan Starbreaker, and a blood price having been paid for the desecration of the Worldmaker’s Temple. Due to the unfortunate circumstances that led to the outbreak of the skirmish, a 20% discount on any smithing commissions is offered to the Azdrazi as compensation, and a sign of good will. SIGNED Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

[!] Several copies of the letters are taped to the backs of various Doomforged throughout Urguan, under the assumption they will inevitably cross paths with an Azdrazi, due to the Doomforged's intrinsic capacity for evil. Failing that, a messenger bird would be sent, like a normal person. TO THE AN-GHO, DRACONIC PROPHET OF PRESUMABLY DRACONIC HERITAGE Mayhaps you know me, mayhaps you do not, I am Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden, son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, the list of my titles is long and, frankly put, little relevance to you I imagine, though chiefly among them I am called Aenguldreng- Godslayer, for having defeated the Aengul, Gazardiel in single combat, and having thereby saved the world from destruction, furthermore, I am the Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, and have been for over two and a half centuries. As you may or may not recall, many years ago, your kinsfolk desecrated a most sacred shrine to the Godsmith, Yemekar, declaring war not only on Dwarven kind, but chiefly on Elder Clan Starbreaker, who count the Godsmith as their patron, and at the time also led the Dwarven faith. For many years, this grievous insult has stood idle, and as the Manling War draws to a close, I find that suits me ill, therefore, I shall be directing my attentions to this grudge. However, I am not an irrational Dwarf, and long have I been counted among Urguan’s finest diplomats, and so I offer you this, an opportunity to discuss the terms of compensation, and negotiate a settlement plan with me. Failure to do so, and I will be pressed towards more aggressive measures, chief among those being peer-pressuring the Paladins to do things, or perhaps pointing Sigrun ‘the Humble’ Ireheart StormStonehammer in your vague direction, maybe something else, I have yet to decide, as this letter is something of a spur-of-the-moment thing. I await your response. @Jentos SIGNED Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

Jormunharr Ingmornesson vows vengeance against the Raevlander dog, Markus Sarkozic @Nooblius

How dare you. How dare you, you delusional ingrate, question my ability to lead in the method you have, when it was I who named you Thane, and I who entrusted you to lead the clan in all matters political, only for you to throw away the legacy I had handed you, to bury your head in the snow, you eek out an existence, having abandoned the Kingdom your clan has served since its inception, why? Because of pride? Because a few petulant tree-people called you names? Have I not defended your honor, now and always? Who was it that defended you against the Courts- Who was it that dismantled said very courts when they were unfair to you, so that we might live in a better kingdom together. Whatever horrors have befallen our kin- Have befallen you, have occurred because you and your kin and kith have isolated themselves into the far regresses of the north, where none- Myself least of all, can reach or help you. Nobody left you, boy, nobody abandoned you. Quite the opposite. I trusted you with the next generation, and you have shown me by this act of betrayal that my trust was misplaced. What have I prevented you from doing? What power have I withheld from you, save complete and total custodianship of the Clan? You say we are weak, you say I am senile, and I have forgotten what it means to be Starbreaker. What do you know of it? I have never so brazenly betrayed my family- And even when I had put to death Torkan and his sons, I did so with honor and dignity. More honor and more dignity than you seem willing to afford me. And you do not even do me the dignity to show up to the challenge you issued. Very well nephew. If you so wish to scorn your greatest advocate, so be it, if you wish to forsake the one who has always defended you, and has always tried to advise you, so be it. If I am too old to rule, and I have forgotten what it means to be Starbreaker, then kill me. I have outlived my purpose. But until you do, I will not yield my seat to a disrespectful brat who has decided to throw a tantrum because his expedition has not gone his way, and believes that the only way he can now accomplish something worthwhile is by overthrowing me. SIGNED Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

[!] The official seal of the Royal Order of the Astral-Knights Beneficent of Alduun It can and has been said, that the Adunic race stems from the Half-Elven kindred of Harren, and that therefore, the Adunic race is in-of-themselves, Half Elven. While this belief has long been held, it is a known fact that modern Adunians hold little in common with their half-elven 'kin'. Sharing only the extended lifespan and lesser fertility. This itself defies much of what we know of the 'half-races', who typically inherit the racial curses of both parents in full force, rather than partially. Furthermore, one must question the validity of the history laid before us- That Harren's Folk possessed a near-supernatural aptitude for technology, animal husbandry, medicine, and warfare, surpassing even the Elven Kindreds at the time, from whom they supposedly learned these talents. Archeological evidence has long attested to the fact that, when all other races of Horen dwelt in mud huts, and wielded bronze, it was Harren's Folk who wielded steel, and raised the first cities of stone. The Astral-Knights Beneficent are a lodge which poses the question, what if Adunians are not Elvish at all? The skill the Adunic race and the Wildwynn Elves in shipbuilding has long been attested to- But what if these ships were not for the sea, but the sky? What if those we now know as the Wildwynn were not Elves at all, but rather, a race of technologically advanced extra-terrestrial entities with whom the Folk of Harren intermingled with, inheriting a portion of that Astral Blood? This Royal Order, founded by the Lord-Father of Numendil, Numenatar, seeks to answer this question, and find archeological evidence for this claim, The Astral-Adunian Hypothesis. The Following are hereby invited to the first meeting of the Royal Order of the Astral-Knights Beneficent of Alduun, at a time to be organized upon your acceptance into the Order. Tar-Caraneth Aryantë of Númendil: @AstriaS Ser Alwyn Glennmaer @Josh3738 Alfred Napier @Hanrahan Father Callahan @Levy_Spearman? Xob Wobson @Norgeth

A dark expression flashed over Jorvin as he prepared for battle, a servant having read the missive to the Dwarvish Lord while he was fitted into his armor. His heart was pierced by a feeling he had not felt in centuries- Betrayal, and it hardened from it. His reply would come after the victory, but it would not be the one Ulfar hoped for.

This grudge has been added to the book.

Jorvin blinked a few times in surprise- Before striking out the grudge.

operation balls

"I would sooner slit my children and grandchildren's throats on the steps of Saint Caius's Cathedral than accept an Orenian Emperor." Remarked Numenatar, former King of Numendil

@Josh3738

So help me god if you lump my Adunians in with Oren I'll hit you with a car minecart. I'd sooner vassalize to the ******* halflings

11th TGH, 163 SA. 1/13/2024 ISSUED BY: JORVIN ‘AENGULDRENG’ KAZRINSSON ᚢᚾᚲᛟᚾᛏᛖᛋᛏᛖᛞ-ᛖᛚᛖᚲᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᛚᛟᚾᚷ-ᛚᛁᚡᛖ-ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ Due to the abstention of Clan Irgard, and the unanimous support of the remaining clans Sigrun Stormheart, Ireheart, Stonehammer is henceforth the new Grand King of Urguan. The coronation will occur within one month’s time, during which Sigrun shall formally ascend the Obsidian Throne, and I shall abdicate my position of Grand Regent. Narvak oz Urguan nar Urguan’kadanmar, Narvak oz Garedyn, narvak oz Sigrun. CORONATION OOC: Tomorrow, 3:30 PM EST, URGUAN THRONE ROOM Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, High Reckoner of Urguan, Keeper of the Book of Grudges, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

Jorvin Kazrinsson sits uneasily upon the Obsidian Throne as he is declared regent over the course of the election. As he penned his letter, he palmed a long-empty bottle of Cottonwood mead, labeled with a crude cartoon caricature of Paragon Bjor. Jorvin sighed heavily. "This'un did good, auld friend- Ye'd be proud."

12th TFS, 163 SA. January 12th, 2024 ISSUED BY: JORVIN ‘AENGULDRENG’ KAZRINSSON ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ-ᛁᛋ-ᛞᛖᚨᛞ ᚲᚨᛚᛚ-ᚠᛟᚱ-ᚾᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᛏᛁᛟᚾ YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ With the death of Grand King Garedyn Mossborn, I, Jorvin Kazrinsson, per his final will and testament, assume the Regency of Urguan to ensure a lawful transfer of power. ELECTION OF THE GRAND KING ᛖᛚᛖᚲᛏᛁᛟᚾ-ᛟᚠ-ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ Due to the pressing nature of the war dividing the attention of council and kin, nominations shall be declared publicly, rather than during a meeting of the Council. Leaders of all currently-recognized active clans are given a stone day to declare their nominations for the Obsidian Throne. After this deadline is up, a three stone-day voting period shall be held, after which the votes shall be counted by the Guild of Reckoners, and inactive votes dismissed. As it stands, nominations are the following. Irehearts - Sigrun Ivarsson Hefrumm - Sigrun Ivarsson Stonehammer - Sigrun Ivarsson Irongut - Sigrun Ivarsson Starbreaker - Sigrun Ivarsson Grimgold - Sigrun Ivarsson Irgard - Doomforged - Sigrun Ivarsson OOC: Hefrumm, Irehearts, Irgard, and Doomforged have until 8PM EST Tomorrow to declare for a candidate. Signed, Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, High Reckoner of Urguan, Keeper of the Book of Grudges, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

This grudge has been struck out.

To Her Royal Majesty. Your reasons for retaining usage of my clan's colors are understandable. So long we are in agreement that they are, in fact, Starbreaker colors first, foremost, and originally, then I find the status quo agreeable enough. Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

TO WEAR PURPLE ᛏᛟ-ᚹᛖᚨᚱ-ᛈᚢᚱᛈᛚᛖ TO THE ROYAL HOUSES ALSTION, D'ATRUS, STASSION: I am writing this letter as it has been brought to my attention that the color purple (and the combination of purple and gold) is associated with your families, and while this is all well and good, I was recently approached by a human merchant while buying dyes, who queried why I was using 'Balianite and Aaunic colors'. This, I found deeply offensive, however I have not lodged a grudge, as I have been cautioned to assume ignorance rather than malice. All the same, I write to you now to dispel this misconception. Elder Clan Starbreaker, that being among the Elder Clans of Urguan, founded at the dawn of our race, has utilized the color combination of purple-gold-black since the year 1650, when it was adopted by my father, Kazrin Starbreaker, as the previous clan colors, gold and sky-blue, had caused too much confusion between ourselves and Elder Clan Goldhand, who utilized gold and royal-blue. During this time period, the House of Horen favored purple-black. However, as you well know, (and I, for I was there) the House of Horen was dissolved, therefore, purple-gold ceased to be Horenic colors, as there was no longer a Horenic dynasty. The utilization of these colors by my clan does, in fact, pre-date your families, and your nations as a whole, and I have proudly worn them now for over three centuries. As said, I will assume ignorance rather than malice, and so, formally and politely request that you adopt new royal colors, to differentiate yourselves from my clan, or at the very least, recognize my clan's seniority over them if you continue to use these colors. Thank you in advance. Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

SUMMONS TO COURT ᛋᚢᛗᛗᛟᚾ-ᛏᛟ-ᚲᛟᚢᚱᛏ LET IT BE KNOWN Dor'Nal of the Common Clan Hammerfist (along with his legal team of Irongrinder Irongrinder Irongrinder and Sons.), as well as High Prophet and Clan-Father Alaric of the Common Clan Grimgold have leveled serious accusations towards the other, and as such, both accused/accusers are called to make their case before myself, as holder of the Book of Grudges and current administrator of the Courts. Both shall be given the chance to have their case heard in full and shall be given the chance to defend themselves against the accusations of the other. Bickering will not be tolerated, arguing out-of-turn will not be tolerated, and both parties are to surrender their arms (especially halberds) prior to the trial. Both parties are entitled to witnesses, as long as they are declared no later than two stone hours before the trial, elsewise their testimony will be dismissed. Due to the dual-accusatory nature of this dispute, both parties are also entitled to call for an honor-duel overseen by myself, so long as it is declared no later than a stone day before the trial. CHARGED AS WE ARE BY YEMEKAR Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

Ser Wulfram, an avid hater of Minecraft bureaucracy, smiles wide. "About bloody time."

Wizards of the Coast are gonna send the Pinkertons after us