A Jolly Letter In The Sandy City

[Heff 2460]

No halflings being idiotic enough to step into the orcish tents a letter is dropped in the center of every orcish war camp by a jolly looking bird with a pipe in his mouth, who seems to be heading North.

 

DEAR ORCSES AN' GOBOS,

YOU ARE INVITED TO HAFLING-FEST! THE GRANDEST PARTY OF ALL TIME. HERE YOU CAN ENJOY GAMES AND COMPETITIONS SUCH AS ALE DRINKING AND HOW FAR CAN YOU PUNT BOLO! PLEASE DROP ANY WEAPONS OR ANGER ISSUES OFF WITH THE SHERRIF UPON ARRIVAL AND ENJOY YOURSELF WITH SOME LAMB AND PIG.

Halfling will not be served at the feast.

 

OOC:
If you have played a halfling/hobbit before and wish to play him again or just make a 1 day alt to enjoy the fun as one of us feel free! If you have any issues with the time of 8 PM EST this FRIDAY, please shoot me PM.

 

P.S Do not eat us plez 

[Tom_Whiteman 949]

  Zogrocka asks if Halfling will be served at the feast.

[Arkelos 1027]

Syrila asks if she can hug the halflings instead of eating them for that day only.

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Toruug drools, he likes a good halfling for dinner.

[VonAulus 2082]

"Ed em kuincidenz. mi wuz guin tu hab helflin fur dinnah det deh eneweh!"

[ToenailTickler 290]

Bubbub'Sandru's stomach growls loudly. Sadly he can't read so he ends up eating the entire letter. 

[brotherpig123 38]

((So we bring our orcs to the fest or make some halflings for it? 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.