The Goblin-King

[Pissmog 25]

A disgusting creature, what looks to be a bard, begins to sing in the dark corner of the shady tavern that you stand in. You take a sip of amber ale that is much too warm, trying to ignore the "bard's" voice. It sings out of pitch and its voice is much too scratchy to sound beautiful, and it has a ringing that leaves your head in pain. The "singer", as you look, turns out to be a putrid little goblin. His song leaps from his jagged, bony throat, in a voice that is too loud.

 

"SKIN IS RED, TOUGH AS NAILS,

BLOOD'S RED TOO, HE TEARS THROUGH MAIL,

CUTS YOUR THROAT, STEALS YOUR SWORD,

TAKES YOUR GOLD TO HIS MOUNTAINOUS HORDE!

PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING! PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING!

 

EYES ARE YELLOW, BURN LIKE FLAME,
HIS FIGHTS AIN'T MELLOW, HE PLAYS A STRONG GAME,

STABS YOUR NECK, BLOOD IT SPILLS,

MESS WITH HIM, YOU WILL BE KILLED!

PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING! PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING!

 

SWORD IS SHARP, CUTS YOUR THROAT,

ONCE YOU ARE DEAD, HE THROWS YOU IN THE MOAT,

MAKES HILLS OF BODIES, HIS THRONE'S ON TOP,

ONCE HE BEGINS, HE NEVER STOPS!

PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING! PISSMOG! THE GOBLIN-KING!"

 

The little green goblin runs off, cackling. You didn't like the singing one bit - nobody did. But later, after you've had a few drinks, a thought creeps into your mind. Who is this Pissmog? Might you run into him later? Hopefully not...

 

You, if you're the lucky type, don't run into Pissmog as you walk home in a drunk daze that night. However, the man sitting next to you, did. He encountered Pissmog at the Witching Hour - just before the dawn broke, and this is the last thing he saw before his life was brought to an unfortunate end.

 

[Sky 0]

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The true goblin king;

 

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[ToenailTickler 290]

[[

 

The true goblin king;

 

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((I agree))

[Pissmog 25]

[[

 

The true goblin king;

 

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((I agree))

 

(Shoot, I should have made my character David Bowie. D:)

[bungo 3965]

mogroka will be pissed...

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.