A Note Left On The Front Door Of Lil'talaran

[monkeypoacher 8055]

*a note is left at wherever the delver base is*

"Dear Arcane Delvers:

I demand that you change your name, because it is false advertising.

The only two things that are magical in this world are:

A. Ale

B. Scantily-clad Dark Elf women.

Cheers,

Tyrnal"

[Garukumus 81]

-Nigel scribbles on the same note, being too lazy to get out his own paper.-

 

If you payed any attention you would know that both of those things are available or have been available in the delvers. The former much more than the latter.

 

Much love and all that bawdy-music.

~Nigel Therving

[Demotheus 651]

Daniella is strolling by the aformentioned place where the note is left and it catches her eye. She reads the note and the extra bit added on, and then blinks.

 

She reads it as follows. 

 

"Scantily-clad"

 

...

 

"Dark elven"

 

...

 

"Women"

 

... 

 

Her nose then proceeds to spout blood as her mind races, fantasizing about running into a building full of booze and scantily-clad dark elven women and she falls over on the steps, a dopey grin on her face.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.