Guide: How To Deal With Fail Villains

[Parading 302]

So after being robbed with the classic "Minas and armour or die" four times in one day, I think its safe to say there is a problem. Especially considering that each time resulted in the death of poor little Nelee. So here comes Mr.Bull with some solutions, and it isn't "BRING BACK VA'S" 10/10 doctors agree that these solutions might work!

 

1) Instantly run EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" and by this point, you are long gone! Tip: If you go into water, you have a better chance of escape! 

 

2) Troll the **** out of them EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" You:"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

OR

Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" You:"I don't have minas, but I certainly can give you a taste of this -CENSORED-

(Warning: Side effects of using number 2 include but are not limited to; Getting banned,  getting a warning, sodomy, ect)

 

3) Give them a taste of their own medicine EX. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0rYzvCQtc Using number 3 will probably result in your death, considering these bandits would never put themselves in a loosing situation, and will probably be backed by an army.

 

4) The fake AFK EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" Now you basically have to become a rock at this point. Bandits like this can be compared to many wild creatures; if you just stand perfectly still, they will leave.

[Devland99 180]

1st one is basically avoiding roleplay.

[Parading 302]

1st one is basically avoiding roleplay.

Agreed. Why would anyone want to RP with these people? 

[gam 386]

One time, a bandit told me "Minas or die", and I gave him my minas. He was so shocked that he didn't know what to do, and killed me anyways. :'(

 

#TheStruggle

[Parading 302]

One time, a bandit told me "Minas or die", and I gave him my minas. He was so shocked that he didn't know what to do, and killed me anyways. :'(

 

#TheStruggle

HAHAHA Actually giving minas isn't a bad idea either. But ya, they will probably slaughter you any ways for the pixels. One time before I even responded to the generic phrase, the bandit just put in LOOC "pvp?" Most of them won't let you negotiate either.

[Wolf Druid Ouity 1461]

Hold yourself hostage and bargain for your own release.

[Eleatic 1033]

Ask Shpoop. Master of pretend AFK.

[Hunter (sckolar) 50]

I can't tell if you're joking or not. The first one will result in possibly your death, and the last two will almost definitely result in your death. Not every player will just leave if you fake AFK, and all three of them will not fix the issue altogether. In order for this issue to go away, the player needs to be informed that they are doing a terrible job. Trolling the heck out of them will not solve anything.

 

So far, this is what I have seen:

 

Bandit player: "Dude, stop messaging your friends to come save you it's bad RP"

 

Bandit player later decides this: "Fine, I'll just make it fast, and then leaves"

This bandit player teaches other players to do the same thing (their reasons are probably just t get your stuff

 

Now here is what you are telling victims to do:

react TO THAT by trolling them

 

Seriously, this is like two monkeys smacking each other repeatedly with neither side trying to find the solution.

 

In the end, whether the villains are using excuses to just get your stuff, reacting like this will just cause arguments and ban reports, regardless of who is right or wrong.

[Parading 302]

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Whenever I PM one of these bandits seriously, I either get trolly responses, or no response at all. But ya, this topic is MOSTLY a joke.

[Hunter (sckolar) 50]

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Oh good XD

[Lark 2227]

Whenever I PM one of these bandits seriously, I either get trolly responses, or no response at all. But ya, this topic is MOSTLY a joke.

 

I'm glad someone is following my guide :3

[Zyra 0]

Woah, I will make sure to try this out! Thanks!

[Sky 0]

Funny, I laughed.

[Rhia 936]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.