The Events Leading To A New Rex

[Space 2335]

Fydizh'Gorkil sat in his blarg in Gronkkston, listening intently to his pack-mule eating on some freshly harvested wheat. After a few moments of thought, he being to write with a rough quill on a piece of paper. This repeated for nearly every sentence.

Diz iz a recurd uv dah recunt eventz uv dah Uruk nazhun. Un DATE DATE DATE DATE, Pok dah Reburn came back frum dah flat, n raized a skah zturm. Hi, and Bubba’Lur and Gahka’Lur and a whule lut uv odur Urukz, aftur weekz uv quarrelz, confrunted Rex Erk (Et iz Erik, mi nub belief in name changez. Hi haz pinkie nam.).

An arguement bruke out in dah palace uv Kruganistan, rezulting in a half-hour uv skah arguementz. Eventually et wuz decided dat dere would bi a klomp fur dah Rex between Erik n Bubba. But Boghat, Wargot uv da Gorkil, decided tu skah eberyting n klomp Erik fur dah Rex. Aftur hi waz defeated, dah Azog klan blah’d like dey were guin tu flat him fur bein traitur, but nub did et. Den Bubba n Erik klomped, n Bubba became dah Rex uv dah Urukz.

Wargoth Cor’Azog den challenged Bubba tu a klomp, but hi lozt tuu. Diz rezulted in a zkahzturm, az dah Azog’s began tu tear down dah palace and take wut dey thought wuz deirs (like dah torches in dah palace). Dey left fur zumwhere elze, while dah Urukz argued about wut tu du next. Bubba n dah Lurs wunted a vote, but udur Urukz knew diz wuz nub dah tradishun. Zu Bubba n Gahka klomped n Gahka wun, making her dah Rex.

14 hours later, done writing, Fydizh posts this on some notice board or some other stupid RP **** so people will know. He then goes to sleep, incase you wanted to know.

***any inaccuracies whine to me. I think they ended up klomping, I had to log off by then.

[Watyll 1104]

"Dere am azh inakurazy. Da Azogs neber wunted tuu klomp Bog fur bein agh traytur. Hi honurably klomped Urik agh zu dere wuz nub dizhonor." says Rayd. 

[Space 2335]

"Dere am azh inakurazy. Da Azogs neber wunted tuu klomp Bog fur bein agh traytur. Hi honurably klomped Urik agh zu dere wuz nub dizhonor." says Rayd.

Mi peep wit mi uwn eyez n hear wit mi uwn earz. Infact, befur dah klomp, Bog blah tu Erik dat dey wuz ztill bruddahz, n diz wuz nut malishuz, but dah whole Azog klan took out deir weapunz befur dah klomp eben ztarted. Den dey blah tu Bog dat hi wuz traitor aftur hi lozt, n dat hi wuz goin tu bi flat, but dey muzt uv decided againzt et. Mi sky peasent went to get sinner to be honest.

[Watyll 1104]

Mi peep wit mi uwn eyez n hear wit mi uwn earz. Infact, befur dah klomp, Bog blah tu Erik dat dey wuz ztill bruddahz, n diz wuz nut malishuz, but dah whole Azog klan took out deir weapunz befur dah klomp eben ztarted. Den dey blah tu Bog dat hi wuz traitor aftur hi lozt, n dat hi wuz goin tu bi flat, but dey muzt uv decided againzt et. Mi sky peasent went to get sinner to be honest.

 

Whil da odder Azogs mebbe wunted tuu flat Bog, Erik did nub. Hi ordered da odder Azogs to put dere wepunz away or bi flat. 

 

Alzo, Pok nebber roze from da ded. Id wuz spuukpinkie trik to flat da Wur Nashun.

[_pok_ 1768]

 

Praise.

 

[Austin 697]

Thore picks his nose.

[3VN 136]

Grezlyk shouts "Urik fur da Rex!"

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.