Informing The Masses

[DelaneyG 1279]

Maurice de Sarkozy stands in the town square of Kaldonia, shouting from atop a box.

 

"People of Kaldonia! Innocent Dwarves are being slaughtered by their tyrannical overlords, who will not stop until they get what they want... YOUR GOLD!

They will slaughter INNOCENT PEOPLE, and take THEIR GOLD!

They attack YOUR HUSBANDS, BROTHERS, AND NEIGHBORS!

HELP US STOP THIS DWARVEN MENACE, AND PROTECT INNOCENT LIVES!"

 

NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3glZw2JVpU&feature=youtu.be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Join the Imperial Army! Save Innocent Lives!

 

 

 

 

[Esterlen 4499]

 

'We will fight for you,' says 'King' Vorstag,

 

'Swear it,' demands the dark lord sharply, the true master of the dwarven people,

 

As Vorstag runs his wicked blade through his clenched fist, drawing blood, the obscured lord of shadows leans forward in anticipation on his throne, his eyes glaring at the dwarven monarch greedily as he awaits the pledge of fealty.

 

'We will die...for Switchimus.'

[Haribo 385]

"Who cares about manlets?" 

 

says humble peasant of kaladunadane

[Hanrahan 2983]

"Actually, no Dwarves were present. It was a Strelt who pulled the lever; all the Dwarven gate-guards had been slain."

[DelaneyG 1279]

 

"Actually, no Dwarves were present. It was a Strelt who pulled the lever; all the Dwarven gate-guards had been slain."

 

"A strelt? You claim that the dwarves let one of their own peasants into their gatehouse? Are they that incompetent, that they need untrained peasants to run their equipment! They hire peasants to assassinate their people!"

[kingnothing 571]

"Y'all are stupid."
Kuro mumbles a curse or two to himself. Yawning deeply and starting out of the city.
"Stupid-idiots I tells ya'."

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.