Kha Pelt Buyer

[Dtrik 330]

Posters are set throughout the dwarf lands and lands close to the dwarf lands.

 

I have been set in work for many nights and have decided that my riches are worthless if I never spend them, I have also had the want of a certain item for quite a bit of time so I think this would be the best time to purchase it.

 

Chase Irongut is looking for a fine kha pelt of any kind. The full fur coat is wanted. Including head, teeth, paws and tail. I am looking for a panther kha pelt but any pelt will do. I will pay more for a panther kha pelt though. If the pelt is on the smaller end I will pay even more.

 

I am paying upwards of 2,000 minas for a panther kha pelt. 4,000 if small kha

I am paying upwards of 1,500 minas for any kha pelt. 3,000 if small kha.

 

I though, am only in need of one pelt. So the one who can establish the trade faster will get the sale. I am sure a strong orc can take this challenge but any humanoid can attempt this task.

[Demotheus 651]

*A note is pinned to one of the posters around the dwarf city and alras.*

 

"What about a high elven skin straight from Tahn'soil or whatever the silver city is spelled like?"

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

A Sariant goes marching by one of the notes one day, slowly back tracking to read it over as it catches his eye. He frowns to himself, gently tapping his goatee'd chin before taking up quill, ink and paper of his own.

 

He writes a quick and to the point response, pinning it to the original note.

"I have not been able to understand the appeal of a Kha pelt. What makes it so much better than other alternatives?"

He'd pack away his items before shuffling off to go on with his business again.

[MrWizardGorlock 13]

Do'Kato looks at the posters in horror, as he looks down at his small black pelt. He begins to tear posters down.

[cj_scout 305]

Another poster is planted over both of the other posters around the dwarven cities and surrounding lands, as well as in the elven areas. The title reads "Buying Dwarf Beards". The poster is anonymous, but the writing is sloppy, with tears in the parchment here and there. A few tufts of dark silky hair or fur-like material hang from the nails in the poster.

 

"For a while now I too have been wanting a certain item, and now that we're in the business of obtaining particular racial body features. I've tried and tried for years and still I cannot grow a beard as perfect as that of a dwarf. I have taken a fascination with their ostentatious and often braided facial hair. If one were to say "confiscate" one from a "donator", I'd be willing to pay upwards of 1,500 minas, depending on the color of the hair and the quality that it was left in. If the beard is torn or burned, the pay will degrade. This is so much more fun than Kha' pelt hunting isn't it? Do feel free to send a letter back on this parchment if interested."

[Guest]

Zaddha begins the hunt for some good pay on the requested Dwarf beards.

[Dtrik 330]

Chase laughs to himself seeing other posters hung up. He thinks to himself, "If a kha wants a dwarf beard he can go collect one after a battle, but kha are to scared to go fight out on the open battle field." Chase then sets about writing literature about two dwarves who love each other.

[Serf 647]

Astakhov Goldhand eyes the poster, reading it.

"Feckin' barbarian."

[Mephistophelian 977]

*A note is pinned in response*

"I have a small/baby Kha Leoparda pelt lying around, in perfect condition with all parts of the body included. I am willing to sell it. Send a bird to me if you are interested.

-L.V."

*No other signs show who posted this, or when.*

((Send me a PM in game or on the forums, and we can organise a meeting. My MC name is 'hugothechamp' ))

[Kaun 102]

*A note is pinned in response*

"I have a small/baby Kha Leoparda pelt lying around, in perfect condition with all parts of the body included. I am willing to sell it. Send a bird to me if you are interested.

-L.V."

*No other signs show who posted this, or when.*

((Send me a PM in game or on the forums, and we can organise a meeting. My MC name is 'hugothechamp' ))

((Initials don't imply who this message is to be sent to, so in reality, he can't reply to you until he knows where to send the bird.))

[magno 68]

The small Kha'Tigrasi, Yuulpria, gasps.

[Mephistophelian 977]

((Initials don't imply who this message is to be sent to, so in reality, he can't reply to you until he knows where to send the bird.))

((I am aware :) ))

[Dtrik 330]

Chase sees the community is unresponsive to a simple request and begins to take down the posters.

[gam 386]

Another poster is planted over both of the other posters around the dwarven cities and surrounding lands, as well as in the elven areas. The title reads "Buying Dwarf Beards". The poster is anonymous, but the writing is sloppy, with tears in the parchment here and there. A few tufts of dark silky hair or fur-like material hang from the nails in the poster.

 

"For a while now I too have been wanting a certain item, and now that we're in the business of obtaining particular racial body features. I've tried and tried for years and still I cannot grow a beard as perfect as that of a dwarf. I have taken a fascination with their ostentatious and often braided facial hair. If one were to say "confiscate" one from a "donator", I'd be willing to pay upwards of 1,500 minas, depending on the color of the hair and the quality that it was left in. If the beard is torn or burned, the pay will degrade. This is so much more fun than Kha' pelt hunting isn't it? Do feel free to send a letter back on this parchment if interested."

 

Gamle Ironguts writes a response to the poster.

 

"I can get you all of the dwarven beard hair you ever wanted! Where shall we meet? Have your minas ready!"

 

Gamle grins innocently and waddles off towards his home.

[Demotheus 651]

Gamle Ironguts writes a response to the poster.

 

"I can get you all of the dwarven beard hair you ever wanted! Where shall we meet? Have your minas ready!"

 

Gamle grins innocently and waddles off towards his home.

((god damn. beardmancer.