Two Beard's Departure.

[Jachnun 566]

 

 

Harald "Two Beard" Vanir strokes his second un indestructible beard, sighing at the curse that was give to him. He sits down impatient whilst hearing the sound of his little son, Harald the second, bug him about his second beard. Harald, tired of the curse ruining his life decides to journey to the place where it all started. He journeys to the southern wilds remembering where the spider whom has cursed him with the second beard was. After hours of searching he kneels down hopeless. Harald screams "WHY! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME! SHOW YOUR SELF BEARDED SPIDER! I WISH TO FACE MY FOE!" Out of the woods, appeared a giant bearded spider. 

 

 

Harald went back a few paces, trembling by the spider. The spider then went to roar "Who dares to disturb the bearded spider, Shlomi!" Harald, a little confused from the spider's odd name screams "It is I! Harald known as 'Two Beard'! You have cursed me with a second beard! Told me to find a kiss of true love to remove the curse but I cannot!" The spider comes closer and says "I see...I shall make a deal with you Harald." Harald replies "What deal?" The spider touches Harald's beard saying "I will remove the curse from you but it must continue to spread to your offspring, and your offspring's offspring, all the men in your family shall be cursed if you agree to this deal." 

 

 

Harald thinks and says "I agree." Suddenly Harald began to feeling the hair off of his second beard fall off as the spider tells him "Once your son comes of age, the curse shall be afflicted to him." Harald gives a slight nod and walks off. 

[Jakesimonson 691]

rip

[nordicg_d 1847]

good night sweet beard

[paulie 181]

the palestines children did this

[Norman 492]

"Classic Shlomi!" Cries Harald I as he sees his son Harald II's second beard.

[Watty_Banker 172]

Stupid humans. 'Indestructible beard.' Everybody knows thats only a Dwarf thing.

[Glyc 234]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.