Blundermore 2741 Share Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) *A Q-u-e-e-r scroll finds its way into the local Dwarven Post Office, baring a strange wax seal on the scroll, it seems to be addressed to Fimlin Grandaxe, the newly anointed Dwarven King. After several mix ups the Scroll finally makes its way to Fimlin's Court, as the messenger hands the scroll to Fimlin the sigil on the seal of wax flashes suddenly, before the wax melts, unfurling before him to reads in high Gothic Font* "To Fimlin Grandaxe, new proprietor of the Crown of Urguan Greetings Fimlin, you may find this message strange to reach your halls, thus I will start with an explanation. The Crown of Urguan you see was crafted long ago after Thorik Grandaxe, a good friend of mine asked to heavily enchant the crown in order to protect him against dark forces and keep his mind clear. Though, such is the nature of enchantment that every time a new king is forged from the hot irons of Dwarven society that the crown has to be subsequently realigned to match the wearer, and to make sure it is still in working order. Wouldn't want the thing exploding on your head now would you? Or worse... As with every King since Thorin, I extend this service to you if you would be so kind as to pay me a visit. You can find me in Avalon at the tower of Nimue. South of the Dwarven Homeland. *A small Drawing seems to lead a dotted line south of the Dwarves to a Town across a lake, seemingly the furthest thing south in Athera* Sincere Regards Blundermore P. WindRaker Wizard of Nimue" ((I'm not changing the second word, it's perfectly valid in context and non offensive, regardless of the censor.)) Edited September 19, 2014 by Blundermore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted September 19, 2014 ((they censor q.ueer because apparently thats as bad as f*ggot)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blundermore 2741 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 ((Regardless of how new English treats it the original context still applies. Not the butchered meaning.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACanadianCraft (Nate) 682 Share Posted September 19, 2014 A Q-U-E-E-R scroll: 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James 425 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (( Once the king is unbanned hopefully he will respond to this when he sees this)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1997 Share Posted September 24, 2014 ((aye sorry about the late response, James is right)) Fimlin sends a letter in response "I will accept your offer, and shall arrive within no less than 2 stone days" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glyc 234 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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