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Lord william was once a kebab, a very amazing kebab. One day lord willy went out and showed the world his kebabness. Every man and other kebabs smiled the suns smile at the glorious kebab Lord william! The end!

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Lord william was once a kebab, a very amazing kebab. One day lord willy went out and showed the world his kebabness. Every man and other kebabs smiled the suns smile at the glorious kebab Lord william! The end!

Yea weak banter. Sorry as Commander Arn Starbreaker says 'I hate the goy.'

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Lord william was once a kebab, a very amazing kebab. One day lord willy went out and showed the world his kebabness. Every man and other kebabs smiled the suns smile at the glorious kebab Lord william! The end!

 

okay. i want a real story

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okay. i want a real story

William the lord of Valeria, was once on a journey to become a druid. So he talked to the trees, mushrooms and stones in an attempt to join holy communion with nature. He kissed the plethora of creatures that god had put down on William's lands, the bears the fish and the octopuses. He learned the spooky ways of the forest and felt like he was one of the trees own, standing for what seemed like years trying to harvest the energy of the sun. Despite all his efforts, willy fell short in his quest until the great prophet Mohammed walked down from heaven and gave him a big hug. This hug was no ordinary hug, it showed willy all of the worlds secrets and what he had been looking for, how to be a druid. And so with his newfound powers willy became a tree but died a few weeks later because of no sunlight and diabeetus. The End. 

 

Yea weak banter. Sorry as Commander Arn Starbreaker says 'I hate the goy.'

stop cyberbullying me :(

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Lord william was once a kebab, a very amazing kebab. One day lord willy went out and showed the world his kebabness. Every man and other kebabs smiled the suns smile at the glorious kebab Lord william! The end!

Kebab is well acquainted with Lord William. 

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Lord William has gained the 'Sympathy for Islam' trait Sympathy_Islam.png

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Lord William has some nice character development +1

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once upon a time in the land of vailor, nug saw the massive amount of shitposting and decided to take action like any proud lotc member would, he killed a gm and took their bam hammer, throwing it at lord willam's head to hopefully end the suffering.

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Once there was a man named Lord William one day he founds puppies in his house they were so cute he wanted to hug them all. He accidentally ate them uh oh.

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One day, Lord William the kebab was eaten. The end

 

R.I.P Lord William. Keep on kebabing on.

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