Coal Miner's Union Mount & Blade Tournament

[John Ivory 4547]

 

Are you an internet tough guy? Think you can beat a bunch of other alphas in a game about knights? Hate sandniSarranids? Want to win some useless **** DLC for a cuckolding simulator? Well, my friend, this tournament is for you.

 

CMUNION MOUNT AND BLADE BASTRY  BASH

 

So we're really ******* bored on the Herrenvolk TeamSpeak, and we like to play Mount & Blade a lot, so we've decided to organize something for our friends over at TythusLTD to join in and play a bit with us. There's rewards and ****, and when you're fighting you can discuss which countries are whitest, discuss politics, yell at each other, and call each other mean words. Take in the great community culture that the Coal Miner's Union offers, such as the "TRUMP 2016 HEADQUARTERS" and the "Building XDDDDDDDDDD" channels.

 

You shouldn't be too afraid to join, we have plenty of minorities that come on our TeamSpeak and we have a lot of people that ******* suck at Mount & Blade like you do (e.g. Stone_Cold_Steve_Cockstin, XDDD_POLAND_XDDD, Jarkarll, yung_hussey, Antonius_Indus_Flavius, and everyone else.)

 

HOW IT WORKS:

 

Swadia versus Swadia, one-handed swords only. Single elimination, but best two out of three for each fight. For example, Libya is facing Skip_Muldoon in round one. Libya ******* slaughters Skip_Muldoon all three fights (AKA subunits of the rounds) and continues on to the next round. Each "fight" will be made up of three minifights which will determine who the **** wins the actual fight itself and goes on to the next round. It's going to be on the Arena map so don't ***** about having to run back to the center.

 

The server is hosted in New York by the way, so on the Beast Coast USA. Thanks to Scipp3r for owning the server.

 

It will be hosted at 7 PM EST, Saturday, 7/25/2015, on CMUNION server. Teamspeak IP is voice.gameservers.com:9401.

 

Up to 25 people can be in the tournament so hurry the **** up and join.

 

TO JOIN:

 

To join, you must be

- White

- Male

- Catholic

- New Yorker

- own Mount & Blade: Warband and have access to TeamSpeak 

- make a post below of your wish to sign-up (in English please, no Italians.) Just post what name you'll be using because Mount & Blade doesn't use Steam to organize ****. For example, if Little Timmy ***** Boy wants to sign up, he posts below: "young_incredibly_fuckable_furry" and then I'll add him to the list.

 

Honestly, the requirement isn't hard, if it's 2015 and you don't own Mount & Blade...You should also know English too.

 

Another requirement is that you don't go on the shithole Savoy TeamSpeak.

 

REWARDS:

 

First place:

 

Second place:

 

Third place:

 

Anything else:

 

You ******* suck.

 

GLADIATORS ***FULL***

- DIBLIVS_MAXIMVS

- Vvlc_the_Hvlc

- Stone_Cold_Steve_Cockstin

- period

- chibbers

- Arteh

- Chimp_de_Bar

- Jonificus

- XDDDD_POLAND_XDDDD

- Soren

-  CMU_Is_Worse_Than_Savoy 

- Libya

- Yugwin

- Giy_de_Biy

- Greg_Heffley

- Fishy

-  gloria_douglas

- pictish_lady_boy

- nordic

- whitechiner

- clownz

 

***FULL***

OFFICIAL BRACKET:

http://challonge.com/cmunionmandb

[Scipp3r 451]

Put me down as Libya

[calculusdesola 1658]

I wish to join the tournament

Name: Vvlc_the_Hvlk

[Haribo 385]

ok i volunteer

[Altiak 1648]

I would like to try and play, if possible (?)

[Colin_Ginger 76]

Colin the Wise Rises from his 456 grave to avenge all his previous deaths. This time, he's gonna actually get a kill

[Cracker 4570]

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

period

[Matheus 559]

The sheer amount of censored content offends me.

[ausbrig renegade 238]

Sausage :DD

[ausbrig renegade 238]

Znip x--D

[John Ivory 4547]

Post your names you stupid fools.

[Arteh 1837]

I will join, 

 

Name: Arteh

 

 

Prepare to be fucked however, I already have Horselords. I want something else.

[Samson Option 9652]

Do any of you have the M&B.exe, I bought the game before it came out on Steam :D

[craotor 617]

One handed swords are for filthy swadians, I will use throwing axes.

XDDDD_POLAND_XDDDD