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The desert was particularly scorching on this day, as a group of orcs sat around in an open space amongst the hefty construction sites of what would soon be the new capital of the Iron Uzg. The Targoth Kahn, Wargoth of clan Braduk looked to the great shaman Eath'Lur, and beside him stood Warchief Nagg of clan Raguk. Bored, Nagg proposed an idea.

 

"Derehz zum skah'haz dat zettled in da zwamp of Laklul. Dere zettlement peepz like skah. Wunt tu chek id owt?" The red Warchief said, twindling his war-axe in his hands. Kahn and Eath shrugged simultaneously, nodding. The three great orcs traveled from the sands to the boat just outside of Iron Uzg territory, boarding the almost comically small and cramped boat them led them to a series of carts. Again, too small for the orcs bulky physiques. However, they managed to fit, and subsequently traveled to the settlement that settled on orcish swampland. Aeroch'Nor. They were immediately taken aback by the ugliness of the walls.

 

"Oi! Any skah'az here?" Kahn shouted. Eath slapped the Targoth on his shoulder, pointing to an elf not too far away.

 

"Weh god an albai." The trio sauntered over to the elf, who began quivering with fear at their mere presence. Kahn sprung forth, his large hand wrapping around the elf's neck.

 

"Lat live here?" He asked. The elf shook, his eyes bulging. 

 

"No..." The three orcs all grunted at once.

 

"Wehll, lat bettah ztart komin here more often. Ahm gonna give lat ah mezzage, ukke, lat iz gonna blah tu da peepol dat live here, dat dey will pey tribute, in dub albai weekz tu da urukz." The elf slowly nodded. Eath looked at the strange stag statue that stood in the centre of the settlement.

 

"Bruddah," he said to Kahn, "Dey shud beeld tear down dat ztag ztatue, ah beeld ah ztatue ob mi." Kahn shrugged, nodding. 

 

"Doze termz are agreeable, yub. Latz will beeld ah ztatue tu da great zhaman, Eath'Lur. Failure to meet our termz wil rezult in mi perzonalleh flat'n latz family, agh da urukz will pillage diz plaze." The elf nodded meekly, exhaling. Kahn released his grip, and as the orc party turned to leave, Nagg paused, sniffing repeatedly.

 

"Ah zmell bird skah..." Eath and Kahn paused, sniffing the air. They could smell it also. "Da albai haz bird skah in hiz hair." The Raguk Warchief announced. It was true, he did. As a result, Eath and Nagg restrained the elf, and promptly began cutting his hair off. The elf was left bald.

 

"Konzidah diz ah favah." Kahn said with a chuckle.

 

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Terms of service:

 

-Pay tribute

-Destroy the stag statue

-Replace it with a statue of Eath'Lur

 

As a result, the orcs will defend the statue so long as it stands tall.

 

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Nagg'Raguk nods in agreement. "Yub! Dah bubhozh zhaman Eethlur dezervez ah ztatue."

 

"Alzu!" The warchief adds. "We zhuuld add dah terhm dah wi zhall pruhtekt dah citeh eef deez termz ar' mehnt wid agreement."

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Eath'Lur wants to see his statue in all it's glory.

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

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