Haense Farming Laws

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Haense Farming Laws

 

Crop rotation:

-Law: After every 10 harvests, soil must be turned and tilled, as well as a changing of crop.

 

-Purpose: To keep soil rich and fertile, ensuring that farm fields are healthy for generations to come.

 

Diversification of Crops:

 

-Law: All farm fields must contain at least ⅕ carrots, 1/10 melons, ⅕ Potatoes, 1/10 sugarcane and must have ample amounts of coca plants to be processed into cocaine for Hansae soldiers. Settlements must also provide a cattle farm, having at least 1 animal per 5 citizens.

 

-Purpose: To provide the people of Oren with a more nutrient rich diet, aiming to make peasants more productive and jocular. Cocaine and more protein filled rations can be given to soldiers for increased speed, stamina, focus, and strength.

 

Heritage Examination:

 

-Law: All new strains, species, or breed of crop must be presented to The Chief Agricultural Examiner.

 

-Purpose: To ensure that all new strains, species, and breeds of crops are of good heritage and will provide proper nutrition and sustenance for the people of Oren.

 

Rabbit Menace:

 

-Law: All rabbits are to be slaughtered on sight. None shall breed, care for, or harbor any rabbit beast.

 

-Purpose: To protect the precious farm land of Oren from threat of rabbit pesk. .

 

Replanting:

 

-Law: All crops must be replanted immediately after being harvested.

 

-Purpose: To ensure that farm fields are not left barren, and to keep the people from hunger.

 

Punishment:

Breaking any of the above laws will be met with immediate arrest and set trial with The Chief Agricultural Examiner in Port Vydrik.

 

Enforcement Agency:

Contact Rengar or any member of The Plantation Police.

 

Edited November 10, 2015 by Org_The_Robo

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[Birdnerdy 1539]

"Does he mean Haense, or does Hansae just sound nice?" comments Godric. 

Edited November 9, 2015 by Birdnerdy

[Org_The_Robo 288]

"I dun give a **** how it's spelled"  

[GloriaPreussens 798]

Aulfr is glad these laws don't apply in Saltstone for they are the definition of insane

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

"Good thing I live in Haense, not Hansae."

[Org_The_Robo 288]

Rengar decides to edit the document and spell Haense correctly

[GloriaPreussens 798]

Aulfr wants to know how cocaine is made from cocoa beans.

[Ark 2835]

Karl Barbanov puts one thumb up from the grave.

[Al Urguani 35]

Ser Sinan Hoxha the Carpet Merchant supports these laws wholeheartedly.

He kneels down beside the small patch of carrots he owns. A small child of no more than 8 years kneels by him. Sinan picks up some frozen dirt, rubbing it between his fingers.

"Smell this Habib?" inquires the ruselord

"No sir" replies the child

Sinan slaps the skinny boy

"You are subhuman filth" says Sinan

"Yes Sir" rebuts the sharp mouthed wretch

"Quiet or I will eat you" says Sinan

"Now, where was I?" rhetorically inquires the colorful man "Oh yes, the dirt"

"See child this dirt is the healthiest dirt in all of Oren. Do you smell its flowery odor? Do you feel its velvety softness"

The boy nods. Sinan clouts the sassy lad

"This dirt makes the carrots extra orange and extra extra good for your eyes, its a fact, my liege told it to me"

The boy does not reply. He is unconscious as Sinan does not feed him. Sinan continues to talk, paying no mind to the weak child.

"Soon, all of oren will be eating our carrots you'll see! I'll make sure these carrots are as orange and as good for your eyes as they can be or the creator smite me!" Proclaims Sinan, before returning to his tent outside the castle, leaving the boy to the wolves.

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur releases a bunch of rabbits upon the fields, not caring after all.

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.