Siege of the Forums

[Publius 4098]

 

 

 

"lol banned" - SupremacyOps

 

 

War had raged on between the varying degrees of salt addicted dorks of the server for some time, the war between Oren and Urguan (now Vanderguan) affecting all in some way or another. Day after day, middle aged men and little girls complained incessantly about the RP conditions, a clever ploy by the only remaining problem from Aegis: the staff.

 

It was the lamest conspiracy yet; the war had ran on for nearly three months, giving the staff teams time to reinvent themselves as all the server's hate went into the most intense race war since Rwanda.

I now take it upon myself to not just pester the staff, but hopefully ruin their experience with a similar mismanagement through the raising of all ambi-dexterous keyboard warriors in this most righteous battle against these dinks, pushed over the edge by the refusal to acknowledge the most blatant of offenses perpetrated against his dear friend Arteh (Citation:

 

We only wanted to get rid of one impossibly terrible staff member, but I guess two impossibly terrible staff teams would be a much more sensible goal.

 

Even if I get banned, I fail to care in knowing I'm right.

 

 

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WARCLAIM DETAILS

 

TYPE OF BATTLE: Siege

 

TIME: Tomorrow at 11 AM

 

ATTACKERS: Me and my allies (which currently includes the duchy of duck premium meme machine/skype group and the Oren Rally Chat)

 

DEFENDERS: Forum Moderating Team and Global Moderating Team and allies

 

 

 

 

An unedited picture of TauFirewarrior's profile, public information on him includes his incompetence as an AT lead and a poor score to post ratio.

 

TERMS OF VICTORY:

 

VICTORY FOR THE ATTACKERS -

 

Having none of our guys brought into either of these crap canoes.

 

VICTORY FOR THE DEFENDERS -

 

A decent bribe.

 

REWARDS:

 

Allied Victory: All current staff vacate their positions and the forums are subsequently abandoned, leaving the server to be Warclaimed and the legalization of memes.

 

Staff Victory: The time to go **** yourselves as I warclaim you guys again.

 

RULES:

 

- No denying the warclaim

 

- No enforcing any server rules

 

- Also no Alchemist fire because no ******* assaulting force can actually win with that crap in play

[Bogrin 120]

I would like to move for no explosive arrows as the mods are duping them also OP

[Fireheart 2777]

Request that Alchemist fire is allowed. We're the defenders and deserve the advantage in those regards. With our low numbers it will help us hold off the waves of memes being thrown at us. Also we have a bunch of it left over from duping. What time tomorrow, as in timezone?

[Publius 4098]

1 minute ago, Fireheart said:

Request that Alchemist fire is allowed. We're the defenders and deserve the advantage in those regards. With our low numbers it will help us hold off the waves of memes being thrown at us. Also we have a bunch of it left over from duping. What time tomorrow, as in timezone?

 

granted until warclaim and EST

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

I've become a meme....

[KarmaDelta 969]

The Squeakers of Squeakerguan would like to join on the side of Attackers.

We will destroy eardrums and hope it will help ease relations with the great and mighty Holy Meme Empire.

 

Will you have our shrill voices?

[Publius 4098]

4 minutes ago, Valkorion said:

The Squeakers of Squeakerguan would like to join on the side of Attackers.

We will destroy eardrums and hope it will help ease relations with the great and mighty Holy Meme Empire.

 

Will you have our shrill voices?

 

of course have your commander pm me so we may co-ordinate a solid second front

[KarmaDelta 969]

I don't think the defenders would like a second front, since they may think it would not be fair and would like more time to dupe, so I would like to wait and see for their response before anything is planned.

[Kaelan 1918]

As an attacker who will be leading one of the siege engines, I demand all of the GM's who will be overseeing this war claim skypes so I may spam you with screenshots of my 19/20 and 20/20 rolls to prevent GM bias. I will also spam you with the endless 1/20 rolls because I want you to know that I exist.

[Drop Koala 332]

Also no Alchemist fire because no ******* assaulting force can actually win with that crap in play
how do we roast them then?

[Publius 4098]

7 minutes ago, Fassa said:

Also no Alchemist fire because no ******* assaulting force can actually win with that crap in play
how do we roast them then?

 

if the fire you spit is too weak to substitute then you're really just trash

[KarmaDelta 969]

30 minutes ago, Publius said:

 

if the fire you spit is too weak to substitute then you're really just trash

 

Savage, we already won from the looks of it before this war even truly began.

[Your Favorite Impure 736]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.