Pineapples on pizza - The truth

[Jonificus 2741]

Hello denizens of Vailor,

I have made the shocking discovery that there are people in this community who genuinely enjoy pineapple on their pizza. If you fail to see why this sacrilege is an issue then let me make something very clear to you. Pineapples, why are they called pineapples? They can't grow in an enviroment where you often find pine trees, nor are they apples. What is this fruit hiding? Why should I trust a """Fruit""" (if it even is a fruit, idk anymore) as secretive as pineapple on my pizza? What I'm about to reveal will shock you.

I believe pineapple on pizza was an invention by the American government during the Mussolini regime to diminish Italian culture, lowering the morale of axis forces. Hawaiian pizza? That's bullshit and I refuse to along with this and I've seen through your lies Franklin D. Roosevelt you wicked, wicked DEVIL.

 

 

((I would like to thank my italian informant Ricky Spaghetti for this valuable information))

 

((Do not let the FMs or GMs take this down. Ripping out someone's tongue just means they're afraid of more truth coming out, pretty sure tyrion said that))

[1 1393]

Excuse me.

[Jonificus 2741]

1 minute ago, ShameJax said:

Excuse me.

You, a member of the pineapple cult? I expected nothing less of you, Jax.

[Ark 2835]

I, for one, like pineapple pizza.

[Jonificus 2741]

The rot has already set in on this server's community. This is the power of propaganda, folks. Don't buy pineapple pizza, don't talk to pineapple pizza consumers and do not enable your friends or loved ones to succumb to pineapple pizza consumption.

[Crowbill 493]

It is not the issue of pineapple on pizza, but pineapple itself.

[Jonificus 2741]

Just now, Croleo676 said:

It is not the issue of pineapple on pizza, but pineapple itself.

At last, someone with some bloody sense, and it's a damned dwarf. I hope you're all proud of yourselves, blasphemers. 

[Lunar 442]

Pineapple pizza is good, I've also had a pineapple slice on my bbq burger before that was an amazing burger.

[Loreq 70]

[Silent™ 552]

I enjoy my pizza with barbecue chicken and pineapple.

[Kilig 333]

Whenever I order a pizza it is always half pineapples and half pepperoni. 

[Heff 2460]

I concur, Pepperoni is the best topping and pineapple is disgusting

[idiot 502]

Mmmmm. Pineapples on Pizza~

[Brokenhelix 145]

11 minutes ago, Heff said:

I concur, Pepperoni is the best topping and pineapple is disgusting

This. This is a man of true honor. All of you are heretics.

[Space 2335]

Hawaiian pizza is my favourite pizza.