Jonificus 2763 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Hello denizens of Vailor, I have made the shocking discovery that there are people in this community who genuinely enjoy pineapple on their pizza. If you fail to see why this sacrilege is an issue then let me make something very clear to you. Pineapples, why are they called pineapples? They can't grow in an enviroment where you often find pine trees, nor are they apples. What is this fruit hiding? Why should I trust a """Fruit""" (if it even is a fruit, idk anymore) as secretive as pineapple on my pizza? What I'm about to reveal will shock you. I believe pineapple on pizza was an invention by the American government during the Mussolini regime to diminish Italian culture, lowering the morale of axis forces. Hawaiian pizza? That's bullshit and I refuse to along with this and I've seen through your lies Franklin D. Roosevelt you wicked, wicked DEVIL. ((I would like to thank my italian informant Ricky Spaghetti for this valuable information)) ((Do not let the FMs or GMs take this down. Ripping out someone's tongue just means they're afraid of more truth coming out, pretty sure tyrion said that)) 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 1393 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Excuse me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2763 Author Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, ShameJax said: Excuse me. You, a member of the pineapple cult? I expected nothing less of you, Jax. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark 2835 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I, for one, like pineapple pizza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2763 Author Share Posted April 23, 2016 The rot has already set in on this server's community. This is the power of propaganda, folks. Don't buy pineapple pizza, don't talk to pineapple pizza consumers and do not enable your friends or loved ones to succumb to pineapple pizza consumption. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowbill 493 Share Posted April 23, 2016 It is not the issue of pineapple on pizza, but pineapple itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2763 Author Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Croleo676 said: It is not the issue of pineapple on pizza, but pineapple itself. At last, someone with some bloody sense, and it's a damned dwarf. I hope you're all proud of yourselves, blasphemers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar 442 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Pineapple pizza is good, I've also had a pineapple slice on my bbq burger before that was an amazing burger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent™ 552 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I enjoy my pizza with barbecue chicken and pineapple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilig 333 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Whenever I order a pizza it is always half pineapples and half pepperoni. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I concur, Pepperoni is the best topping and pineapple is disgusting 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot 502 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Mmmmm. Pineapples on Pizza~ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brokenhelix 145 Share Posted April 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Heff said: I concur, Pepperoni is the best topping and pineapple is disgusting This. This is a man of true honor. All of you are heretics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space 2335 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Hawaiian pizza is my favourite pizza. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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