A Dispute Between Jesters

[Pandasan 74]

 

A Dispute Between Jesters

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Olnin cackled and giggled upon hearing the word of the genocide.

 

“Ahahahaha! Mi nub deny et waz mi whu did it,” the goblin claims through his laughter.

 

Moments after he had calmed down, stealthily moving around the goi to speak with different members of the Tuk Clan and various orcs.

 

As time continued on, he had developed a piece of parchment paper and laid it across the walls of the Uzg's city.

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((Written in common for ease))

 

On the other hand, brothers and sisters, look at the injustice Lak have done, led by Shreck. Those who fight along with the Lak are just as corrupt. They are selfish in their own ways and blinded by their greed with ‘Swampgoth’ Shreck’s leadership. Though, I believe things can change for the better of the Uzg and for the Orcs as a whole.

 

I will not deny that I had destroyed the pathetic excuse of a shrine on the shaman’s living grounds. In fact, I embrace to rid of such a structure. If anything, I was doing the lesser spirit a favor by ridding the mocking shrine. Aside from all mayhem that has been going on for months, I have done a deed for Laklul, the swamp spirit. Near the swamp lands, I have given back to the spirits for showing such great disrespect to them. I have constructed a grand totem to the best of my abilities and I do realize matters should have been dealt with differently, though that cannot be changed now. This statue shall pose as a redemption to the scorn events I have done to the spirit.

 

To my knowledge, there was no event of discussion to spread the swampland into the shaman housing quarters. There was also no need to execute an honorable orc; Shanka, a sister who has proven herself more than other orcs could have ever done, in such a vile and dishonorable manner in the past and even multiple attempts. They have disrespected their fellow brothers and sisters in such a way that action was forced to be taken.

 

I know that there many who look at Tuk and frown for their dying activity. In truth, I am not the best leader for them and certainly not a leader Tukki, our goblin ancestor, would appreciate. However, Tuk clan business will be taken care of and this is more about the nuisance of the Lak.

 

Time and time again they only erupt chaos and utter annoyance to the other clans and to our brothers and sisters. Very well known this clan is Lak. For too long they have been taking orcish traditions as a game. They force their own kin to worship a spirit and choose to strictly follow that one spirit. A poor mistake for a clan, and instead should be a cult.

 

“For many years, there have been whispers around the orcish deserts. For many years, there have been tales and complaints of the annoyance of a certain clan. Praising only one lesser spirit, causing havoc within the Uzg, and even the use of pink-skin magic to kill other orcs.

 

A brother,

Olnin’Tuk”

 

 

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At last, Olnin placed the final parchment paper on the notice board. With a heavy sigh, he made his way over to the grand totem for Laklul he had built.

 

 

[Sykes Piko 67]

Sykes notices the parchment, reading it thoroughly before -as if instinctively- called out "Maaasteeeeeeeerrrrrrr!" (Haardeeer)

[Argontum 153]

"WuUuub? Mi LaK bRuUuDaHZ NuubHozh?" Yuguub'Lak commented upon reading one of the parchment paper as he scratched his head. He looked down at his fat body, noticing that his stomach was rumbling. He tore off the parchment paper off the wall and stuffed it in his mouth, "YuuuuGUuuB iz BuuuBhozH! YuuUub! LakLul buUbHozh! YuUUB! LAk BruuDahZ buUUbHOzh! YUuuB!" His shouting would be heard echoing throughout the goi. He then coughed and spitted out the parchment paper onto the ground, "UuuUuUgh... diZ gRuUuUUb NuUuUUbhoZH..." He uncrumpled the parchment paper and pasted it back on the wall. Sticking on the wall, the nearly torn paper would be covered in saliva. Yuguub'Lak then slowly walked back to his cave, while looking for food as well on the way back.

[LatzMomo 2088]

Feona'Lak walks to the notice board, reading it casually, much as she would every day, she reads a few notices before her eyes come over the Tukki's note, she reads it over carefully, then casually she tears the notice from the board, rips it into pieces, lights a match, then puts the parchment to the flame, leaving it to nothing but ash and dust. Feona gathers the ashes, and spreads them into the swamp land so that Laklul may laugh at it, she smiles, proud of her work and wipes her hands off.

 

Feona makes her way back to Luntlak, she rides the beast to her home, the contents of the notes on her mind, the next day she returns with a parchment, nailing it where the Tukki's note used to be, it reads:

 

"To Olnin, you're a scumbag, no matter how small or 'Pathetic' a shrine to a spirit may seem, a shrine is a shrine, you did Laklul no favors when you tore down his shrine, as a matter of fact, it was a great insult to a spirit that many Uruks regard highly, including myself. the Tuk klan has stepped on feet that they should not have stepped on.

 

Regarding this 'Uruk' Shanka? it's laughable, they're certainly not deserving of an Honorary title, they're scum nearly on the same level as yourself, they're a weak Elf that does nothing but brag and place themselves on a higher pedestal then others when they certainly aren't. I'd say it's fair to suspect the only reason this person is an honorary is due to a failure of the War Uzgs systems, this person is laughably weak, hiding their face behind bandages. Shanka is scum, and will continue to face attacks from the Lak clan.

 

You dare say that my Life mate, the Swampgoth Shreck, a past Rex of the war Uzg praise only one spirit and uses pink-skin magic? you dare say that the Lak clan is a mistake? Those statements are all false and broad, they're wrong and these claims have no truth behind their words, I can only assume you think enchantments are pink skin magic, which they are not, every Uruk uses them on their weapons and armor, and you're stupid to think that.

 

Olnin, you're not forgiven, by me, or any of my clan, the construction of that shrine was a step in the right direction but the insults and false accusations from your previous note was two steps back, Your clan will be crushed entirely by mine if you continue on this way.

 

Kill yourself,

                    Feona'Lak :)"

Written in Common for ease of reading.

[Travista 1361]

Shreck'Lak would appear flabbergasted, breaking into a chortle upon the suggestion of the crumbling, poorly made statue being branded a totem in addition to the unsubstantiated, false claims. Shreck, ignorant of all magic bar shamanism  and worshipper of all bar Freygoth, would tear down the parchment.

 

~

 

Shreck, rather angered for such libel, brandishes his club for a string of beatings to the adherents of the extinct clan Tuk.

 

"Skah'n Tukkiez blah zhid dey gunna geht hiht."

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