Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

2 minutes ago, Finalhazard said:

Storytime!

 

So, this one girl and I were really kicking it off so we decided to go to a salad bar for our first date. Boring, yes I know but this place had the best mushrooms I've ever seen. Being the fungi I am, I decided to call her up the day of, asking if she was ready. She said no, in which I replied I was already dressed [Salads, being dressed. keep up with the puns fam.]

 

Then, I get a call from my friend asking, "Lettuce all go to the salad bar." I said "Sorry, there isn't mushroom for anymore people."

 

With that in mind, I called up the girl [Ashley] and told her to meet me there, as I wanted to reserve a table. As I got there, I realized that she beet me there. To make a long story short, we had an eggcelent salad and I didn't get laid.

Seven points

 

1 minute ago, Finalhazard said:

I was going to send you a letter with all these puns  written down on it, but my pencil broke so now it's pointless.

Three points

 

1 minute ago, The Whiplash said:

A drug dealer sold me some shoes.

 

I didn't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

Five points

 

1 minute ago, egloman said:

IT BEGINS. I'M ALREADY TURNING AAAA--

How did you X-Manage to turn up this many replies? I must Profess my love for- AGAHA PLEASE KILL ME.

Five points

 

1 minute ago, Ardor said:

 

How dare you BEARate us again with these silly animal puns....I know I seem to be all BARK and no bite with my threats, but if you dont stop, OWL be sure that you get a black eye.

Nine points

[Ardor 59]

Just now, Eranikus said:

Final! Stop robin me of the spotlight! Its sunfair for you to treat me that way! Acting all koi like you are. Sparrow me your low-quality humor.

It seems that someone doesn't like it when someone else HOGS the spotlight for a moment or two, but what can you expect from a CLAMMY son of a gun. I mean I give you a SEAL of approval for your humor, but don't belittle me. We all must share in the fun :3

[Beordan 219]

I've been trying to find the Zelda forums, but I can't find the Link.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

1 minute ago, Eranikus said:

Final! Stop robin me of the spotlight! Its sunfair for you to treat me that way! Acting all koi like you are. Sparrow me your low-quality humor.

Six points

1 minute ago, DahStalker said:

I hope this doesn't cause me to to get a Br because I was told this was my Final Hazard. And I didn't really

want to Tel-nir that. But like I'm not fat ImCookies. But I guess it's ok LEO is a Warrior and 14

Five points

 

Just now, Moochael said:

Guys these puns are LotC only, just telanir a new pun, these are lame. 

Five points

 

Just now, Eranikus said:

I don't caribout your puns, anyway.

Five points

[SpodoKaiba 612]

God it's hard to keep up with this what have I done

I have made a *holds up piece of paper* tearable mistake *rips paper*

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Finalhazard said:

I really think you should leave or else yew'll regret it. All i really wanted to do was spruce up this thread with my wonderful puns. While I must say that my puns are bad, you in general are a-corny person. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get sappy with this. I just treasure the friendship that we have.

 

Alright, I'm out of puns. I guess you could say I'm stumped.

Twelve points
Three extra for the fact that a-corny is a double pun, bringing the total to fifteen

[Moochael 730]

Just now, Ardor said:

It seems that someone doesn't like it when someone else HOGS the spotlight for a moment or two, but what can you expect from a CLAMMY son of a gun. I mean I give you a SEAL of approval for your humor, but don't belittle me. We all must share in the fun :3

 

Your puns are so BOARing! Animals puns make me yawn because they're such dumb TAILS, they have no climax. Just make an original pun for goodness sakes, turn around ANT get better ideas.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Moochael said:

Your puns are so BOARing! Animals puns make me yawn because they're such dumb TAILS, they have no climax. Just make an original pun for goodness sakes, turn around ANT get better ideas.

Nine points

[Sky 0]

This thread is total bullshit.

[Eranikus 348]

I better stop before things get too otter hand. Really I'm having a whale of a time, but I need to get some rest, otherwise I'll bee late for work in the morning. It wasp fun while it lasted. Now its time to make like a banana and split.

 

And if I offended anyone, it was truly...

 

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punintentional.

[Moochael 730]

Just now, Sky said:

This thread is total bullshit.

It's funny because you're the bull druid

[Beordan 219]

I heat to interrupt the stream of druid puns, but I'm just having a whale of a time.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Or you could say this was a 

TAYribble mistake 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Sky said:

This thread is total bullshit.

You're the bull druid
+5 Points

[Moochael 730]

This thread makes some people want to.... *holds up food coloring* DYE!